Comments | fireburned: talk to me dammit

fireburned

talk to me dammit

Jul 19, 2012 01:49

"This is Harvestman's phone. If it's important, leave a message. If it ain't, stop fucking calling me."

Texts, calls, pictures of lolcats in IC communication attempts may be posted here. Occasionally Harvestman will change his message depending on how much he hates everything at the moment THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

type: ic

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fly_punkbat_fly July 19 2009, 22:07:14 UTC

Well, that message is basically an immature challenge if ever he heard it.

Pick up. Wait until beep. End call.

Pick up. Wait until Beep. End call!

Pick up. Beep! .................endcall!!

This goes on until he fills up Harvestman's voicemail or someone picks up. Either or!

fireburned July 20 2009, 06:28:17 UTC

He answers when it is not daylight and he is not asleep.

"Kid, I will fucking track you down and break your fingers if you're just doing this for the hell of it."

fly_punkbat_fly July 20 2009, 06:49:13 UTC

"....Oh, hi." Mikey's tone is basically the vocal equivalent of a surprised widening of eyes sliding into a shit-eating grin. Just for fun he throws in a bit of overly innocent curiosity. "Can you even figure out where I live?"

fireburned July 20 2009, 06:59:52 UTC

"Believe or not, kid, you're not the only one trying to get a hold of me in really fucking obnoxious ways." Harvestman still sounds irritated, but also sort of tired.

Which overall translates to grumpy.

"What is it?"

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cognizantblood July 20 2009, 04:23:34 UTC

Marc burned a book about vampires with skin that glitters and I am unclear as to why.

fireburned July 20 2009, 06:29:12 UTC

Look, all I do is hear things about teenage girls and shit. But you shouldn't worry a bit about it, it's just something stupid.

cognizantblood July 20 2009, 06:30:31 UTC

I see.

fireburned July 20 2009, 06:37:50 UTC

You surely don't, I bet anything.

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[a series of text messages] campjesus May 13 2011, 06:36:52 UTC

hey did u find a place yet or do u need help looking?
i have cash 2 put down on a security deposit & probably enough for 1 mo rent if were not going anywhere ~super posh~

campjesus May 13 2011, 06:37:25 UTC

well maybe not bc easy andi r going to head up to seattle n get a hotel in the meantime n idk how much that will end up being

campjesus May 13 2011, 06:37:51 UTC

but neway should we get another room for u or do you want to stay with your friend?

campjesus May 13 2011, 06:38:08 UTC

fjskljfaljl;;;;;

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[text] campjesus June 4 2011, 00:30:09 UTC

sorry.

[text] fireburned June 4 2011, 00:49:47 UTC

alright

[text] fireburned June 4 2011, 01:23:53 UTC

look i aint trying to be your father. i aint trying to get snippy at your boyfriend just to start shit. i aint trying to tell you what to do or how to live or any fucking thing like that.

if you dont want me around if you dont need me anymore i can leave. i dont gotta live nowhere like you do. i dont want nothing from you ok? i just want you to be alright.

[text] campjesus June 4 2011, 01:33:33 UTC

i don't want you to go. i'm sorry. i was just having a bad week.

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text stormbelow September 16 2011, 03:46:03 UTC

Think you'll still want that date next weekend?

text fireburned September 16 2011, 05:02:22 UTC

baby you gonna leave me hanging in anticipation that long?

text stormbelow September 16 2011, 05:04:42 UTC

Something came up. I'm taking a week off after

text fireburned September 16 2011, 05:09:51 UTC

why do i fall for the workaholics

alright but im keeping you awhile. and i might leave a few dirty messages on your phone in the meantime

just a warning

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