Today there was a woman in my office. She wasn't a client, but she was meeting with my boss. He wasn't ready to see her, so I told her to have a seat and then I said, "It sure got cold today."
Forty minutes later, I've learned that the weather's being weaponized, she has a spirit husband she can't divorce, aliens killed the dinosaurs and the government is eventually going to herd us all into FEMA camps.
My favorite part was when she was talking about
chemtrails. Did you know, every morning the government spraypaints the sky blue so we can't see what they're doing behind it.
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