I Want a Potatoskins Plant!
Fishtato!
Spudfish Strikes Back
chnbreathmint: and somewhere some guy in bomb gear in Monsanto's mailroom is wondering why he's not getting letters from rabid environmentalists any more
chnbreathmint: and instead their mailbox is crammed with "I WANT FISHTATO" letters.
Kass Fireborn: "GIVE US SPUDFISH!"
Kass Fireborn: "MAKE POTATOSKINS PLANTS NOT WAR"
chnbreathmint: GIVE US SPUDFISH OR GIVE US DEATH
Kass Fireborn: It would clearly be a staple crop/livestock of the Farm of Iniquity
chnbreathmint: a spudfish tank.
chnbreathmint: and a row of potatoskin plants.
chnbreathmint: we obviously also need to splice the genes of cacao and peanut plants so we can have chocolate in our peanut butter straight out of the fucking pod.
Kass Fireborn: Oh my.
Kass Fireborn: You know what else?
chnbreathmint: Hmm?
Kass Fireborn: Sushi Roll plants. They grow in long tubes in salt-water tanks.
Kass Fireborn: Still. Not as cool as the fishtato.
chnbreathmint: Hmm
chnbreathmint: splice rice, fish and kelp.
chnbreathmint: sushi roll plants, all right.
Kass Fireborn: vegetables, too.
Kass Fireborn: I bet the rolls using cream cheese would be fun. Rice, fish, kelp, veggies, and cow.
Kass Fireborn: ...suddenly we're playing Lord of the Fries: Insane Genetics Edition.
chnbreathmint: *giggles* DELICIOUS insane edition, though
chnbreathmint: mmmm.
chnbreathmint: OH. I KNOW.
chnbreathmint: bovine and wheat genes
chnbreathmint: so we have cream puffs.
chnbreathmint: we just pluck them off the plant and put them in the oven
Kass Fireborn: CREAM PUFFS!
chnbreathmint: splicing fruit and ... bean genes...
chnbreathmint: so we have jellybeans... off the vine...
Kass Fireborn: Hey, Hot Pocket Plants.
chnbreathmint: Poptart Plants?
Kass Fireborn: Goodness, the possibilities are just endless.
chnbreathmint: Exactly. GM Foods for the win!
Kass Fireborn: Today, fishtato. Tomorrow, the whole damn supermarket.
chnbreathmint: mmmspudfish
Kass Fireborn: COCAO BEANS AND COFFEE BEANS AS ONE
chnbreathmint: CHOCOLATE COATED COFFEE BEANS OMG
Spudfish Strikes Back
chnbreathmint: and somewhere some guy in bomb gear in Monsanto's mailroom is wondering why he's not getting letters from rabid environmentalists any more
chnbreathmint: and instead their mailbox is crammed with "I WANT FISHTATO" letters.
Kass Fireborn: "GIVE US SPUDFISH!"
Kass Fireborn: "MAKE POTATOSKINS PLANTS NOT WAR"
chnbreathmint: GIVE US SPUDFISH OR GIVE US DEATH
Kass Fireborn: It would clearly be a staple crop/livestock of the Farm of Iniquity
chnbreathmint: a spudfish tank.
chnbreathmint: and a row of potatoskin plants.
chnbreathmint: we obviously also need to splice the genes of cacao and peanut plants so we can have chocolate in our peanut butter straight out of the fucking pod.
Kass Fireborn: Oh my.
Kass Fireborn: You know what else?
chnbreathmint: Hmm?
Kass Fireborn: Sushi Roll plants. They grow in long tubes in salt-water tanks.
Kass Fireborn: Still. Not as cool as the fishtato.
chnbreathmint: Hmm
chnbreathmint: splice rice, fish and kelp.
chnbreathmint: sushi roll plants, all right.
Kass Fireborn: vegetables, too.
Kass Fireborn: I bet the rolls using cream cheese would be fun. Rice, fish, kelp, veggies, and cow.
Kass Fireborn: ...suddenly we're playing Lord of the Fries: Insane Genetics Edition.
chnbreathmint: *giggles* DELICIOUS insane edition, though
chnbreathmint: mmmm.
chnbreathmint: OH. I KNOW.
chnbreathmint: bovine and wheat genes
chnbreathmint: so we have cream puffs.
chnbreathmint: we just pluck them off the plant and put them in the oven
Kass Fireborn: CREAM PUFFS!
chnbreathmint: splicing fruit and ... bean genes...
chnbreathmint: so we have jellybeans... off the vine...
Kass Fireborn: Hey, Hot Pocket Plants.
chnbreathmint: Poptart Plants?
Kass Fireborn: Goodness, the possibilities are just endless.
chnbreathmint: Exactly. GM Foods for the win!
Kass Fireborn: Today, fishtato. Tomorrow, the whole damn supermarket.
chnbreathmint: mmmspudfish
Kass Fireborn: COCAO BEANS AND COFFEE BEANS AS ONE
chnbreathmint: CHOCOLATE COATED COFFEE BEANS OMG