yet another open letter
To the Great* State of Ohio,
Cute. Real cute.
73 degrees yesterday.
Today? Snowing. SNOWING.
What, do you think daffodils look adorable if they're limp and drowning in white powder? This isn't Vegas.
Like all decent Americans, I refuse to give in to terrorist threats. I know you saw me hang up my winter coat yesterday. Let me tell you something: I don't care what you throw at me, but I'm NOT taking that coat off its hanger. I'll freeze before I give you that satisfaction.
Two more months, Ohio. I'm going to outlast all your bullshit.
Sincerely,
~me~
*Title may or may not apply to all states. Seriously, look at Texas.
Cute. Real cute.
73 degrees yesterday.
Today? Snowing. SNOWING.
What, do you think daffodils look adorable if they're limp and drowning in white powder? This isn't Vegas.
Like all decent Americans, I refuse to give in to terrorist threats. I know you saw me hang up my winter coat yesterday. Let me tell you something: I don't care what you throw at me, but I'm NOT taking that coat off its hanger. I'll freeze before I give you that satisfaction.
Two more months, Ohio. I'm going to outlast all your bullshit.
Sincerely,
~me~
*Title may or may not apply to all states. Seriously, look at Texas.