Oct 13, 2009 20:11
... for FORK IN EYE!
First candidate among many is a podcaster I was listening to, who claims some degree of knowledge regards herbalism. Okay. He's got a little herbalism segment in every show talking about one particular herb. Okay. This one herb, he says, should not be used by pregnant women because it is a uterine stimulant. Most emphatic agreement. He says, this means that the herb will "make you pee", and pregnant women already do enough of this anyway.
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Removal of podcast. Dispatching of internet-guided laser of burninating. This laser of burninating causes retinal scarring, which you should avoid because it makes you pee.