Jul 03, 2005 16:27
My 53 year old mechanic is creepy as fuck. I was having fun, I was helping him change my timing belt and my water pump and just learning about my car because it's fun. And I liked it a lot...maybe I'll do more of it as a hobby. I'm such a boy.
But the mechanic. Oy.
He proposed to me. Kept telling me he really likes me. Told his sons that he is falling in love with me. Wants me to go spend time with him. Asked me to go dirt bike riding with him and his kids (the youngest of whom is 24, by the way. I am 19 until August, for the record). Promised me blue eyed babies and all his money, wants to LITERALLY marry me. Didn't charge me for the labour (all 5 hours of it), bought me dinner, filled my tank and paid for my car wash. Got my cell phone number off his caller id (I called that morning to ask if he could meet earlier so I would get to the funeral on time) and called me. To ask me if I had decided to go dirt biking with his family yet. Oy. I'm NOT KIDDING. I wish I were. He called four times last night. I didn't answer the last three. I got scared. I'm still scared.
Ya....
Suggestions???