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Unlike all of you idiots with retarded families and whale-uncles, I actually have cool uncles with a semi-decent family. So quit your bitching. Not all of us can be awesome.
That being said, this WOULD be where I announce my tri-annual "Lina Nails Solo Pilgrimage God Damn It Dad Stop Following Me I'm Going to Hide at Uncle Emmett's" World Tour, but considering that Zell's on fucking hot dog probation and Yellow's being LEFT AT SCHOOL by my retarded father, I'm just taking Yellow to the amusement park for two days instead. Yes we have a hotel room in the safe part of the neighborhood NO DAD you can't come and a pre-emptive MOM MAKE SURE DAD DOESN'T FOLLOW US.
And Yellow, bring your swimsuit.
That being said, this WOULD be where I announce my tri-annual "Lina Nails Solo Pilgrimage God Damn It Dad Stop Following Me I'm Going to Hide at Uncle Emmett's" World Tour, but considering that Zell's on fucking hot dog probation and Yellow's being LEFT AT SCHOOL by my retarded father, I'm just taking Yellow to the amusement park for two days instead. Yes we have a hotel room in the safe part of the neighborhood NO DAD you can't come and a pre-emptive MOM MAKE SURE DAD DOESN'T FOLLOW US.
And Yellow, bring your swimsuit.