Feb 15, 2006 21:10
so.. me and leslie were supposed to have a nice thai dinner with jason and garrett. but first jason called at 6:30 and hadn't left yet and i didn't want to wait an hour for him to get here and he said he was feeling sick, so i told him to stay home but he's making it up to me next tuesday. then garrett called at like 7:30 to say we should go without him. so we decided to go to gumby's pizza. all's well and we're waiting for our pizza watching american idol.. then a black guy on crack came and sat at our table and molested her feet and said "i like white, do you like black? i'm not really even that black, i'm more white than black.. i'm half cherokee." he ended up being 1/4 cherokee and was saying things like "everyone's rushing me..." and " do i look like i'd steal?" after talking about some girl and a safe... and then he invited his cousin to the table.. who was like "you don't know these girls??" and kept giving him looks like you're insane, stop harassing these girls. and then our pizza was ready, and despite ordering it for dine-in, it was conveniently in a to go box. so we looked at each other and got up and left with our pizza. it took like 30 minutes to make. scary. and encounters like that are how the stereotype of the creepy skeezy black guy on crack who loves white girls happens.