Yoinked V-Day poem ....
Courtesy of Jon :-D .... ENJOY !
"A Valoonteen's Day Pum"
By Antoine D'Coolette
For you, my dear Preenzess, I've wrote zis 'omage
With your 'air big and soft like a vheel of fromage
Your eyes are being bleuer zan ze sparkeeng stream
Your smile lights ze dark vith its perfeect vhite gleam
You are having ze swan's neck, vith fur ala silk
Et your brains are too great for ze folks of our eelk
Your bootifuel body has not one bad ion
You've ze skill of ze gimmynast and strength of ze lion
You're qveen of ze fashion world, styleesh et chic
Your Majestee's vardrobe is c'est magnifique
Your powerfuel legs make you ageele et qvick
To keep up vith zat 'edge'og 'oo's slang makes me sick
I am loveenk your all, from ze tip of your nose
Et goeeing right down to your royal petite toes
We've been knoweeng each uzzer since cinq years of age
And you've seence became a goddess with wisdoom et sage
You're ze most greateest woman I've ever to know
And you're almost as sweet as ze best escargot
Zo, please make your mind up, eet eesn't zat 'ard
Spend zis Valoonteen's Day vith your most-loving guard.
*YAY for V-day candy now on sale !!! Chocolate !!! *drools**
"A Valoonteen's Day Pum"
By Antoine D'Coolette
For you, my dear Preenzess, I've wrote zis 'omage
With your 'air big and soft like a vheel of fromage
Your eyes are being bleuer zan ze sparkeeng stream
Your smile lights ze dark vith its perfeect vhite gleam
You are having ze swan's neck, vith fur ala silk
Et your brains are too great for ze folks of our eelk
Your bootifuel body has not one bad ion
You've ze skill of ze gimmynast and strength of ze lion
You're qveen of ze fashion world, styleesh et chic
Your Majestee's vardrobe is c'est magnifique
Your powerfuel legs make you ageele et qvick
To keep up vith zat 'edge'og 'oo's slang makes me sick
I am loveenk your all, from ze tip of your nose
Et goeeing right down to your royal petite toes
We've been knoweeng each uzzer since cinq years of age
And you've seence became a goddess with wisdoom et sage
You're ze most greateest woman I've ever to know
And you're almost as sweet as ze best escargot
Zo, please make your mind up, eet eesn't zat 'ard
Spend zis Valoonteen's Day vith your most-loving guard.
*YAY for V-day candy now on sale !!! Chocolate !!! *drools**