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Well, I remember nothing of last night so I cannot begin to unfurl the course of events that led to me taking 6 packets of biscuits to bed with me and sleeping beside them. I am utterly perplexed...
The other thing that is rather alarming is that my hands and clothes smell of kebab. I CANNOT STAND KEBABS. I know I actually did eat one as I vomited the damn thing up first thing this morning... over 3 sessions.
I think I will devote today to the inactive pursuit of DOING NOTHING. Thats it, I will sit around all day wondering what to do next... if I enjoy it I may choose it as a perpetual state of being. Should this be the case then it will warrant its own day when it can be celebrated. Not having the power to make this a nationwide holiday.. I will have to by some remote, relatively uninhabitable island (probably a former French colony) and proclaim myself as the President, King, spiritual leader/guru and sole inhabitant. I want you all to know that it doesn't have to be like that, its only a rough plan.. I may even hate doing nothing. The only thing I am sure about is that television will not be available on my island.
My brother has just come in and has switched on the damned television as I type. Now I cannot think. Now I must be driven to complete insensibility by this monotonous sound emanating from the living room.
The other thing that is rather alarming is that my hands and clothes smell of kebab. I CANNOT STAND KEBABS. I know I actually did eat one as I vomited the damn thing up first thing this morning... over 3 sessions.
I think I will devote today to the inactive pursuit of DOING NOTHING. Thats it, I will sit around all day wondering what to do next... if I enjoy it I may choose it as a perpetual state of being. Should this be the case then it will warrant its own day when it can be celebrated. Not having the power to make this a nationwide holiday.. I will have to by some remote, relatively uninhabitable island (probably a former French colony) and proclaim myself as the President, King, spiritual leader/guru and sole inhabitant. I want you all to know that it doesn't have to be like that, its only a rough plan.. I may even hate doing nothing. The only thing I am sure about is that television will not be available on my island.
My brother has just come in and has switched on the damned television as I type. Now I cannot think. Now I must be driven to complete insensibility by this monotonous sound emanating from the living room.