Ha! Ha! Fuck The Gov't!
somebody at work sent me this joke. i laughed for like 20 minutes. READ IT!
"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."