[FIC] : Jaejoong vs. The Couch
Title: Jaejoong vs. The Couch
Rating: R
Genre: Romance, AU.
Pairing/s: Jaejoong/Junsu, Changmin/Yoochun
Length: One Shot
Summary: Jaejoong hates Junsu's new couch.
A/N: This is the sequel of Inanimate , again, a collab fic with lemonademelon :DD
A/N 2: From now on, lemonademelon and I will be posting on fire_of_eclipse~ please do join our comm if you don't mind :DD we will still cross post it on our journal and pairing comms :)
09.03.11 Jaejoong vs. The Couch
“Yoochun, I hate you,” Yoochun heard as soon as he picked up the phone.
“What did I do?!” he defended himself.
“Giving U-know to Junsu! You ruined my love life! My sex life!” Jaejoong groaned. “I HATE YOU!”
Yoochun burst out laughing, “Why are you jealous over a couch, Jae?”
“It’s not just a couch Yoochun, it’s U-know! That pervy couch!” Jaejoong huffed. “Junsu is getting more attached to the freaking couch every day. He sits on it every single day!”
Kekeke, you know I’m lovable like that, Yoochun heard U-know on the background.
“See, I want to burn that couch. Junsu spends most of his day off lounging on it, reading a book, ignoring me! He said U-know’s comfortable and when he sits in it, it’s like a massage chair. When I’m the one sitting, U-know doesn’t react. Isn’t this considered molesting MY Junsu?”
“Jae, it’s just a couch. You’re the boyfriend. You know Junsu likes couches, not only Yunho.”
“But...but...”
“You know what, if you want Junsu’s attention why not try to be as ‘leathery’ like U-know?” Yoochun suggested, a big goofy smile played on his lips.
Jaejoong was gaping, he was sure of it. “W-what do you mean?”
“Chun? Where are you honey?”
“I’m here Min!” Yoochun replied back, “Okay, Jae I need to go now. Don’t worry much about U-know, the guy...well he’s a perv, its given just be patience okay? Talk to you later, bye.”
“Who’s on the phone?” Changmin said as he hug Yoochun from behind.
“Jaejoong. God, Min stop that, it tickles.” He said while Changmin blow air onto his ear.
“I missed you.” Changmin breathed out, he’s now nipping his ear, lips making its way to his neck.
He moaned at the sensation, “You only been gone out for a few hours...” Changmin spun him around, arms snaked on his waist. “I want you.” And then he felt those lips pressed against him.
“Min, we just got sex 7 hours ago!”
***
“How could he do this to me, when I needed him most?” Jaejoong said as he slumped on U-know, Yoochun words came back to him. Try to be as leathery like U-know?
What did he meant by that? Do I have to dress like a couch for Junsu’s attention? God, that’s stupid.
Jaejoong haven’t notice that he was unconsciously stroking U-know, U-know on the other side couldn’t stop cursing Jaejoong.
Oh god where are you my Junsu booty baby? Yer boyfriend is molesting me! Fuck, get off me, you ‘lest!
Jaejoong felt a hard nudge on his back, its like U-know was telling him to get off him. He stood up and kicked it, “Just wait and see, you perv!” And just as he kicked it an idea came flashing on his mind like a light bulb.
Damn you ‘lest! God, he just kicked my ass.
With that Jaejoong grabbed his phone and dialed Yoochun’s number.
“Fuck! Chun, I get it! I get it! Thank you so much!”
“What? Okay calm down, calm down. You get what?”
“Duh, of course the thing you said to me a while ago. Wait... are you panting? Oh yeah, I get it, oh I’ve been saying that word a lot today, yeah Changmin is fucking you. God, you should’ve stopped me from talking, go ahead, have fun! Tell Changmin I say hi, okay thanks bye.”
“Was that Jaejoong?” Changmin asked as he thrust forward, Yoochun groaned and bucked against him.
“Yeah...he said hi by the way.”
“Oh, what’s wrong with him?”
“U-know...”
Changmin scoffed upon hearing the couch’s name, “Of course its about the perv.”
Yoochun licked Changmin’s nipple, “Stopping thinking about U-know and fuck me.”
***
Jaejoong surprised Junsu that night on their bed wearing only a tight black leather pants, he was lying with one's arms and legs spread out.
“J-Jaejoongie...why are you --”
“Junsu baby, come here.”
Junsu let his feet guide him towards his boyfriend, Jaejoong was wearing a sexy leather pants. It was black all over with white lining at both sides, the lower portion of the tight pants was color blue, metallic blue. It has a big zipper at the middle lining it with black and white, it was accompanied with a same metallic blue as well.
Jaejoong look so sexy, he was so gorgeous wearing it. Junsu felt his cock stirred at his pants.
“Come here, touch me Susu.”
And the next thing he remembered he was lowering that zipper using his teeth, his hands caressing Jae’s thighs over the leathery pants, feeling the smooth texture underneath his touch.
“Fuck, Jaejae you’re so sexy. I love you.”
“More than U-know?”
Junsu looked up, meeting Jaejoong lust filled eyes. “Of course, silly. I love you, I love you, I love you.” He said while nuzzling Jaejoong’s crotch. Jaejoong smirked, cupping Junsu’s face between his palms, “I love you more.” He said as he kissed him.
That night Jaejoong made Junsu screamed, made him come three times, and made him promise that they’ll throw U-know out or give it back to Yoochun.
***
A few days after, a package land on his front door. Jaejoong picked it up, a note was attached on top of it.
~~~***~~~
To you, my dearest BFF Jaejoong,
You know I love you and because I love you that much, I have a small present just for you. Oh this is nothing much but I think it’ll help you, somehow.
Don’t need to thank me :D Its my pleasure to, yeah...help you. Hahaha
Love you always,
Yoochun
p.s How dare you throw U-know outside just like that?! F.U Jae! He’s not just your ordinary couch, he has feelings too! I hate you for this. D:< I’ll fetch him, you ungrateful brat!
Hate you,
Yoochun
~~~***~~~
Yoochun’s gift was a tight black leather pants, the design was simpler than the one he bought the other day but what excites him was the buckles line at both sides of the pants. Then suddenly there’s a vivid imagine of Junsu played in his mind, there, Junsu was undoing each buckles with his teeth. Jaejoong shivered, he fished out his phone and texted Junsu.
“Baby, where are you? I need you, come home ppali!”
A mischievous smile plastered on his face as he imagine the stuff he and Junsu would be doing in a while but before that he should called his best friend first.
“Yoochun!”
“What?!”
“Aww, I’m sorry about U-know okay? And thanks for the gift! I love it!”
“Okayyyyyy~~~”
“Aish, don’t be mad at me! I’ll make it up to you, kimchi jjigae, yes?”
“You know my weakness, I hate you.”
“Nu-uh, you love me.” Then there was the usual bantering between them, after a couple of minutes Jaejoong heard Junsu calling him from the living room.
“Ohh, Junsu is here, talk you to later. Thank you so so much! Mwaaahh!”
“Have fun!” Yoochun replied.
“You shouldn’t have thrown U-know out Jaejoong! Yoochun is taking the couch again, God, I hate you sometimes!”
He heard Changmin yell on the background before he hang up.
He don’t give a damn if Changmin will hate him for the rest of his life, he’ll not take that couch again, ever.
Ever again.
Goodbye, U-know. Goodbye. Hahahaha
END
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Rating: R
Genre: Romance, AU.
Pairing/s: Jaejoong/Junsu, Changmin/Yoochun
Length: One Shot
Summary: Jaejoong hates Junsu's new couch.
A/N: This is the sequel of Inanimate , again, a collab fic with lemonademelon :DD
A/N 2: From now on, lemonademelon and I will be posting on fire_of_eclipse~ please do join our comm if you don't mind :DD we will still cross post it on our journal and pairing comms :)
09.03.11 Jaejoong vs. The Couch
“Yoochun, I hate you,” Yoochun heard as soon as he picked up the phone.
“What did I do?!” he defended himself.
“Giving U-know to Junsu! You ruined my love life! My sex life!” Jaejoong groaned. “I HATE YOU!”
Yoochun burst out laughing, “Why are you jealous over a couch, Jae?”
“It’s not just a couch Yoochun, it’s U-know! That pervy couch!” Jaejoong huffed. “Junsu is getting more attached to the freaking couch every day. He sits on it every single day!”
Kekeke, you know I’m lovable like that, Yoochun heard U-know on the background.
“See, I want to burn that couch. Junsu spends most of his day off lounging on it, reading a book, ignoring me! He said U-know’s comfortable and when he sits in it, it’s like a massage chair. When I’m the one sitting, U-know doesn’t react. Isn’t this considered molesting MY Junsu?”
“Jae, it’s just a couch. You’re the boyfriend. You know Junsu likes couches, not only Yunho.”
“But...but...”
“You know what, if you want Junsu’s attention why not try to be as ‘leathery’ like U-know?” Yoochun suggested, a big goofy smile played on his lips.
Jaejoong was gaping, he was sure of it. “W-what do you mean?”
“Chun? Where are you honey?”
“I’m here Min!” Yoochun replied back, “Okay, Jae I need to go now. Don’t worry much about U-know, the guy...well he’s a perv, its given just be patience okay? Talk to you later, bye.”
“Who’s on the phone?” Changmin said as he hug Yoochun from behind.
“Jaejoong. God, Min stop that, it tickles.” He said while Changmin blow air onto his ear.
“I missed you.” Changmin breathed out, he’s now nipping his ear, lips making its way to his neck.
He moaned at the sensation, “You only been gone out for a few hours...” Changmin spun him around, arms snaked on his waist. “I want you.” And then he felt those lips pressed against him.
“Min, we just got sex 7 hours ago!”
***
“How could he do this to me, when I needed him most?” Jaejoong said as he slumped on U-know, Yoochun words came back to him. Try to be as leathery like U-know?
What did he meant by that? Do I have to dress like a couch for Junsu’s attention? God, that’s stupid.
Jaejoong haven’t notice that he was unconsciously stroking U-know, U-know on the other side couldn’t stop cursing Jaejoong.
Oh god where are you my Junsu booty baby? Yer boyfriend is molesting me! Fuck, get off me, you ‘lest!
Jaejoong felt a hard nudge on his back, its like U-know was telling him to get off him. He stood up and kicked it, “Just wait and see, you perv!” And just as he kicked it an idea came flashing on his mind like a light bulb.
Damn you ‘lest! God, he just kicked my ass.
With that Jaejoong grabbed his phone and dialed Yoochun’s number.
“Fuck! Chun, I get it! I get it! Thank you so much!”
“What? Okay calm down, calm down. You get what?”
“Duh, of course the thing you said to me a while ago. Wait... are you panting? Oh yeah, I get it, oh I’ve been saying that word a lot today, yeah Changmin is fucking you. God, you should’ve stopped me from talking, go ahead, have fun! Tell Changmin I say hi, okay thanks bye.”
“Was that Jaejoong?” Changmin asked as he thrust forward, Yoochun groaned and bucked against him.
“Yeah...he said hi by the way.”
“Oh, what’s wrong with him?”
“U-know...”
Changmin scoffed upon hearing the couch’s name, “Of course its about the perv.”
Yoochun licked Changmin’s nipple, “Stopping thinking about U-know and fuck me.”
***
Jaejoong surprised Junsu that night on their bed wearing only a tight black leather pants, he was lying with one's arms and legs spread out.
“J-Jaejoongie...why are you --”
“Junsu baby, come here.”
Junsu let his feet guide him towards his boyfriend, Jaejoong was wearing a sexy leather pants. It was black all over with white lining at both sides, the lower portion of the tight pants was color blue, metallic blue. It has a big zipper at the middle lining it with black and white, it was accompanied with a same metallic blue as well.
Jaejoong look so sexy, he was so gorgeous wearing it. Junsu felt his cock stirred at his pants.
“Come here, touch me Susu.”
And the next thing he remembered he was lowering that zipper using his teeth, his hands caressing Jae’s thighs over the leathery pants, feeling the smooth texture underneath his touch.
“Fuck, Jaejae you’re so sexy. I love you.”
“More than U-know?”
Junsu looked up, meeting Jaejoong lust filled eyes. “Of course, silly. I love you, I love you, I love you.” He said while nuzzling Jaejoong’s crotch. Jaejoong smirked, cupping Junsu’s face between his palms, “I love you more.” He said as he kissed him.
That night Jaejoong made Junsu screamed, made him come three times, and made him promise that they’ll throw U-know out or give it back to Yoochun.
***
A few days after, a package land on his front door. Jaejoong picked it up, a note was attached on top of it.
~~~***~~~
To you, my dearest BFF Jaejoong,
You know I love you and because I love you that much, I have a small present just for you. Oh this is nothing much but I think it’ll help you, somehow.
Don’t need to thank me :D Its my pleasure to, yeah...help you. Hahaha
Love you always,
Yoochun
p.s How dare you throw U-know outside just like that?! F.U Jae! He’s not just your ordinary couch, he has feelings too! I hate you for this. D:< I’ll fetch him, you ungrateful brat!
Hate you,
Yoochun
~~~***~~~
Yoochun’s gift was a tight black leather pants, the design was simpler than the one he bought the other day but what excites him was the buckles line at both sides of the pants. Then suddenly there’s a vivid imagine of Junsu played in his mind, there, Junsu was undoing each buckles with his teeth. Jaejoong shivered, he fished out his phone and texted Junsu.
“Baby, where are you? I need you, come home ppali!”
A mischievous smile plastered on his face as he imagine the stuff he and Junsu would be doing in a while but before that he should called his best friend first.
“Yoochun!”
“What?!”
“Aww, I’m sorry about U-know okay? And thanks for the gift! I love it!”
“Okayyyyyy~~~”
“Aish, don’t be mad at me! I’ll make it up to you, kimchi jjigae, yes?”
“You know my weakness, I hate you.”
“Nu-uh, you love me.” Then there was the usual bantering between them, after a couple of minutes Jaejoong heard Junsu calling him from the living room.
“Ohh, Junsu is here, talk you to later. Thank you so so much! Mwaaahh!”
“Have fun!” Yoochun replied.
“You shouldn’t have thrown U-know out Jaejoong! Yoochun is taking the couch again, God, I hate you sometimes!”
He heard Changmin yell on the background before he hang up.
He don’t give a damn if Changmin will hate him for the rest of his life, he’ll not take that couch again, ever.
Ever again.
Goodbye, U-know. Goodbye. Hahahaha
END
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