He looks LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY DOG. You know what it implies when you tell someone he lookes like a dog. Besides, it's a fat, pudgy little thing. ...I'm going to try hard to lose weight, though.
Cute. Except not very. Anyway, I'm here if you want someone to talk to. Or you can e-mail me.
....Stop it. Stop confusing me. Stop saying one thing and then changing your mind. Don't tell me I look like a dog and then call me adorable. Unless you want my head to explode. Which I wouldn't put past you. >[
Whatever's bothering you. Sometimes having someone who'll just listen without telling you why you're wrong can help.
Puppy = kind of ugly and fat, but cute anyway because puppies can be ugly and fat and still be cute, kind of like babies except I hate babies because they spit up.
Puppy = Kaiba
Kaiba = kind of ugly and fat too but it's not cute because kind of ugly, kind of fat people aren't cute, and maybe that's why I hate babies too because everyone says, "Ohhhh, they're so cute!" but I just think they look like space mutants or something.
Babies suck.
....!! Not YOU-you, I just meant general you. I would've liked someone to just talk to without being told why I'm wrong or overreacting and I just thought... maybe you would like someone to talk to who wouldn't be mad, or tell you to think, or...
Sorry. Forget it. I'm no good at comforting people. Dammit.
Private to Kaiba:fire_hammerOctober 27 2005, 02:06:21 UTC
... YOU MAKE MY BRAIN HURT.
Just take the compliment and leave the puppy business out of it! You're adorable, Kaiba. I'd sleep with you if you weren't so asexual and inclined to snap my dick off. I got you the fucking presents because I thought you'd like them. Everybody else forgot your birthday so I decided to make my own greeting big, huge and loud enough to make up for being one of the only ones who remembered.
....Really? #^^# It was so fucking embarrassing, though. ._.; Couldn't you have been quieter about it? More subtle? You could've just slipped me something after class and not told the whole world.
The truth is, I didn't want people to know! I was afraid there'd be some big, mortifying display like this and everyone would laugh at me and know it was my birthday. I just wanted a nice, quiet day, with maybe a few people who remembered, but otherwise, I just wanted to go about my business without a big show or people snickering at me, or...
It was really sweet of you to want to wish me a happy birthday, though.... Thanks...
Are you okay? ._.;
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Ofcourse! I'm perfectly fine. ♥
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Do all perfectly fine people set their moods to "hurt?"
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.... I stubbed my toe. Somewhere.
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Yeah. Sure you did. And my name is Oliver Twist.
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Nice to meet you, Oliver. You wouldn't happen to have any bandaids for stubbed toes would you?
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Cute. Except not very. Anyway, I'm here if you want someone to talk to. Or you can e-mail me.
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... what are we gonna talk about?
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Whatever's bothering you. Sometimes having someone who'll just listen without telling you why you're wrong can help.
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Puppy = Adorable
Puppy = Kaiba
Therefore: Kaiba = adorable.
You'd think somebody smart like you would be able to figure that out. >[
... tell me why I'm wrong?
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No.
Puppy = kind of ugly and fat, but cute anyway because puppies can be ugly and fat and still be cute, kind of like babies except I hate babies because they spit up.
Puppy = Kaiba
Kaiba = kind of ugly and fat too but it's not cute because kind of ugly, kind of fat people aren't cute, and maybe that's why I hate babies too because everyone says, "Ohhhh, they're so cute!" but I just think they look like space mutants or something.
Babies suck.
....!! Not YOU-you, I just meant general you. I would've liked someone to just talk to without being told why I'm wrong or overreacting and I just thought... maybe you would like someone to talk to who wouldn't be mad, or tell you to think, or...
Sorry. Forget it. I'm no good at comforting people. Dammit.
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Just take the compliment and leave the puppy business out of it! You're adorable, Kaiba. I'd sleep with you if you weren't so asexual and inclined to snap my dick off. I got you the fucking presents because I thought you'd like them. Everybody else forgot your birthday so I decided to make my own greeting big, huge and loud enough to make up for being one of the only ones who remembered.
....
Understand?
And... maybe I'll talk to you. later.
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....Really? #^^# It was so fucking embarrassing, though. ._.; Couldn't you have been quieter about it? More subtle? You could've just slipped me something after class and not told the whole world.
The truth is, I didn't want people to know! I was afraid there'd be some big, mortifying display like this and everyone would laugh at me and know it was my birthday. I just wanted a nice, quiet day, with maybe a few people who remembered, but otherwise, I just wanted to go about my business without a big show or people snickering at me, or...
It was really sweet of you to want to wish me a happy birthday, though.... Thanks...
...I just want to help you feel better.
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