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[fire_ban]

birdies need to stop shitting on my scooter seat while i'm out at school. 8D but in better news, daddy fixed my pluggg~! \o/ he is DIY king where one day i will aspire to be a half-pint prince

Comments

[lainex]

Gladwrap the seat? Don't park near trees? Clean your room? SO MANY THINGS TO DO, JO-FACE, YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR DICKING 8DDD

[genunique]

*pictured a toilet seat cover dispenser attached to the side of the wasp scooty* But yea, just don't park under trees... or next to buildings... which sucks because those are totally the places you can or would want to park XD

[fire_ban]

:0 sometimes i actually have sense. ←WAS PARKED UNDER NOTHING. though, mount waverley. :3 there is always a tree within a stone's throw.

[genunique]

And then there has been a thing with you and birds for a while now... seriously, I don't know what you did to piss them off but they are out to get you.

[fire_ban]

clearly, i need to eat more vegetables. :(

[genunique]

Clearly... or just less chicken.

[fire_ban]

but i would be sad if i upped the beef intake to compensate and the cows started shitting pats all around instead. 8(

[genunique]

That would be the most hilarious thing in the world, on the up side there are far less cows in the city than birds... you might have to avoid horses

[fire_ban]

GLADWRAP. *_* i was thinking massive showercap, except well. :0 that would be a bit too amusing. WHAT IS THAT LINK I REFUSE TO CLICK IT KJHJKWHE. 8DDD;

[lainex]

It's Dr. Tran, except someone's cut it up into tiny pieces involving only the HOT DICKING moments. The original clips are better, but :P

I don't think a showercap's as cost-effective... and think of the bird crap you'd have to take home along with it.

[fire_ban]

sadly, i don't seem to know this dr. tran of which you speak. |D BUT THAT IS MAYBE OKAY.

and yet, ...stickytape the gladwrap? D: i think these things would blow away. hm. 8) *CONSIDERS*