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[firaga]

[ After a thorough inspection of the home, he's none too happy with his findings. However, he manages to keep the irritation out of his tone, disguising it instead with a slightly curious, almost bored one. ]

Huh. You know, I don't think suits are really my thing.

What gives?

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SAY HELLO TO YOUR CREEPY-ASS NIHILISTIC SON, AXEL

[everyoneistrash]

Ah, I see the old one has already been replaced.

JUST CALL ME PAPA.

[firaga]

Old one? Sorry, you're going to have to be a bit more specific than that.

I'm not exactly up to speed yet.

AXEL-PAPA IS THE BESTEST PAPA!

[everyoneistrash]

The old father figure, the one who was not a drone.

Do not worry, I'm not expecting you to accomplish anything either.

YES. *_* BUT MOM IS THE PERSON TO GO TO IF YOU DECIDE TO SWALLOW CHOKING HAZARDS.

[firaga]

... So I have a kid now, too. Even better. Anything else I should know?

And that's flattering. At least I don't have anything to live up to. Piece of cake, right?

Axel should be wary of such things, in case his son decides to try killing him for the lulz. :C

[everyoneistrash]

I'm sure you will figure things out in time. If you have any specific questions, others will have information as well.

"Piece of cake," yes.

Shit that wouldn't be good. :c He demands a paternity test.

[firaga]

Fair enough.

And as long as you don't start calling me daddy, I'm sure we'll get along great.

And Mayfield will make sure it shows up positive. :O

[everyoneistrash]

That will not be an issue.

That darn Mayfield. B|

[firaga]

Good. We're off to a good start already.