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Howdy, i'm back in Newcastle so shower me in expensive gifts and invite me to burlesque parties. Or at least throw a toad at me (i'm really quite lonely :( ). The train ride was three hours and my attention span lasts 3 minutes on a good day so the trip was painful, most of all for the other passengers. Home is good and free however I have lost my room to my younger brother. He shall pay. It appears my dad has decided to shower him with extra love and affection in my absence so I'm going to even up the balance by filling his bed with jelly, wiping his hard disk and throughly cleaning his room with an axe. In other news I've been officially declared a psycho bitch and all mail can now be forwarded to "a dark place where the light cannot reach". To make up for an appalling lack of entries this year I've make a list to cover most things.
Things I've learnt this session. (Take note)
+ There's a reason why port is cheap (the reason is not to do with the generosity of grape growers).
+ 10 icecream cones should not be stuffed in your mouth in one go
+ I know this seems obvious but don't be late to work. If you are late to work have an excuse (dying grandmother usually works a treat). Do not say "I should have come up with an excuse, huh." to your manager.
+ College food is bad. Not delicious, delectable, digestible or mouth-wateringly finger-licking good, but bad. It does however make an awesome substitute for bricks.
+ I-lecture whilst being a fantastic study aid also ensures you will never leave your room again, even if your lecture is across the road.
+ Doing university chemistry without doing HSC chem is a bad idea. Let me repeat that. BAD idea.
+ Having control over your mental capacities is highly overrated.
+ Humour is a highly valid substitute for competence or substance.
+ Like most things Christmas can be done the student way. Theft and ripping-off old ladies keeps prices low.
+ Kicking ophans is always funny, but even more so around christmas.
+ One is more likely to succeed in taking candy off a blind man than a child.
+ I'm probably going to hell.
Have a merry christmas everyone!
Things I've learnt this session. (Take note)
+ There's a reason why port is cheap (the reason is not to do with the generosity of grape growers).
+ 10 icecream cones should not be stuffed in your mouth in one go
+ I know this seems obvious but don't be late to work. If you are late to work have an excuse (dying grandmother usually works a treat). Do not say "I should have come up with an excuse, huh." to your manager.
+ College food is bad. Not delicious, delectable, digestible or mouth-wateringly finger-licking good, but bad. It does however make an awesome substitute for bricks.
+ I-lecture whilst being a fantastic study aid also ensures you will never leave your room again, even if your lecture is across the road.
+ Doing university chemistry without doing HSC chem is a bad idea. Let me repeat that. BAD idea.
+ Having control over your mental capacities is highly overrated.
+ Humour is a highly valid substitute for competence or substance.
+ Like most things Christmas can be done the student way. Theft and ripping-off old ladies keeps prices low.
+ Kicking ophans is always funny, but even more so around christmas.
+ One is more likely to succeed in taking candy off a blind man than a child.
+ I'm probably going to hell.
Have a merry christmas everyone!