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Customers I hate:
-Customers who talk on the cell phone the whole time I'm ringing them up, invariably about something retarded that can totally wait until later
-Customers who don't take off their headphones, because I hear it's all about the music, man
-Customers who are too indie to shop at a Barnes and Noble without complaining but are clearly too lazy to go somewhere else
-Customers who toss money at me instead of putting it in my hand
-Customers who tell me "you can throw that away for me" instead of asking nicely
-Customers who don't even command me to throw away their garbage and just leave it on the counter, assuming that I've implicitly agreed to clean their shit up by virtue of the fact that I am working-class and therefore untouchable and therefore it's an honor for me to throw away their garbage
-Customers who get to the front of the line and put down all their shit and then decide to wander off to find other things to buy while I'm in the middle of ringing them up
-Customers who act shocked at the price of something when they totally should have just looked at the goddamned price sticker because then I wouldn't have to hear about how ridiculous it is
-Customers who demand a bag or a reciept for an 85 cent candy bar
-Customers who demand a bag or their subscription newspaper when I'm in the middle of something
-Customers who can't wait in the damn line to buy a paper and so toss money at me and leave
-Customers who are intrepid and decide to form their own exciting new line to the left of me instead of in front of me WHERE THE REAL LINE IS
-Customers who sing when there's no music around (actually, I hate people who do that in general)
-Customers who are nice (LOLZ just kidding)
-Customers who talk on the cell phone the whole time I'm ringing them up, invariably about something retarded that can totally wait until later
-Customers who don't take off their headphones, because I hear it's all about the music, man
-Customers who are too indie to shop at a Barnes and Noble without complaining but are clearly too lazy to go somewhere else
-Customers who toss money at me instead of putting it in my hand
-Customers who tell me "you can throw that away for me" instead of asking nicely
-Customers who don't even command me to throw away their garbage and just leave it on the counter, assuming that I've implicitly agreed to clean their shit up by virtue of the fact that I am working-class and therefore untouchable and therefore it's an honor for me to throw away their garbage
-Customers who get to the front of the line and put down all their shit and then decide to wander off to find other things to buy while I'm in the middle of ringing them up
-Customers who act shocked at the price of something when they totally should have just looked at the goddamned price sticker because then I wouldn't have to hear about how ridiculous it is
-Customers who demand a bag or a reciept for an 85 cent candy bar
-Customers who demand a bag or their subscription newspaper when I'm in the middle of something
-Customers who can't wait in the damn line to buy a paper and so toss money at me and leave
-Customers who are intrepid and decide to form their own exciting new line to the left of me instead of in front of me WHERE THE REAL LINE IS
-Customers who sing when there's no music around (actually, I hate people who do that in general)
-Customers who are nice (LOLZ just kidding)