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Seriously, there's nothing more I enjoy than waking up early on a shitty Sunday like today to find that I can open the lake late, or even not at all if it remains this shitty, and finding the best movie ever on TV: Sorority Boys. Seriously. Funniest movie ever. I don't care if the tivo guide gives it one star. That shit deserves at least another star for hilarity alone. I enjoy this movie so much that I'm seriously considering buying it on DVD just because being able to watch it whenever I damn like would seriously improve the quality of my life. I know it's wrong, but it feels so, so right.

Old person moment: Seriously, what's with the weather today? It feels like November up in this shit.

Also yesterday I had this stuck in my head:
(Sung to the tune of "How Great Thou Art," which I know from years of forced church attendance)
I hate my life
Oh it sucks to be me
I hate my life, I hate my life
I hate my life
Oh it sucks to be me
I hate my life, I haaaate myyyyy liiiiiife

Just kidding! Bitches and hoes persistently fucking things up aside, existence is aight. My enjoyment of life will increase greatly once work ends for the summer. And then decrease again once it dawns on me how much work I'm gonna have to do for senior projects. Woo!

Here's to poor foresight.