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[fioner]

I hate:
- Billy Joel
- Stupid giant poorly organized parties
- Creepy weirdos who won't leave me alone
- Shamelessly public drunks who stumble around and kiss me on the cheek to my obvious disgust
- Idiots who drive off totally drunk

I love:
- Calling the cops on idiots who drive off totally drunk
- Bitchin' old ladies who tip me for driving them home and for "just being me"
- Sleep
- Watering the plants