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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I helped zadorn hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last month I bought porn for suneccubus (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-821 points). For Christmas I deserve a tentacle up the butt!
Sincerely,
fionaviolette
I edited the end result ;3