VIVA LAS VEGASf
The best thing about Vegas is ME.
My face is on every other billboard. Casinos swarm with Finwë-impersonators. The only person who even comes close to being pictured as much as me is Goldberry.
Gambling is bad.
But Drive-through wedding chapels (Yes, one really truly does exist) are so amusing that a trip to Vegas is worth all the sacrifices. Those include; IT'S HOT, trashy souvenirs are expensive, food is expensive, possible six hour drives across the Mojave desert, headaches from all the flashing lights, etc etc etc. Seeing the sign that says "24 hour drive-up wedding window" fulfills one in ways I cannot describe.
Anyway, yo. This flood of posts is mostly these muns being pleased that there wasn't an apocalypse while they were gone, leaving them to play around with all the little things they plotted while touring around the city with all the flashy lights. Hi!
My face is on every other billboard. Casinos swarm with Finwë-impersonators. The only person who even comes close to being pictured as much as me is Goldberry.
Gambling is bad.
But Drive-through wedding chapels (Yes, one really truly does exist) are so amusing that a trip to Vegas is worth all the sacrifices. Those include; IT'S HOT, trashy souvenirs are expensive, food is expensive, possible six hour drives across the Mojave desert, headaches from all the flashing lights, etc etc etc. Seeing the sign that says "24 hour drive-up wedding window" fulfills one in ways I cannot describe.
Anyway, yo. This flood of posts is mostly these muns being pleased that there wasn't an apocalypse while they were gone, leaving them to play around with all the little things they plotted while touring around the city with all the flashy lights. Hi!