because i haven't done one lately.
so not one, but two.
1. My ex is... i dunno, i have a few. some are married, some are single, some are partnered, some are queer, some are not, some are assholes, some are great, some are not worth mentioning.
2. I am listening to... my tummy do backflips.
3. Maybe I should... not eat eggos followed by hooters wings.
4. I love... winning.
5. My best friend.... aliyaskie.
6. I don't understand... why everyone is so worked up about people speaking spanish. i like spanish.
7. I lose... my wallet, apparently. since i can't find it now.
8. People say... this reminds me of eddie murphy doing james brown. hhhheh! HEYYYY!
9. The meaning of my screen name is... to do with an artist, a garden, and a band.
(there used to be a 10 apparently)
11. Somewhere, someone is... discovering music that makes them cry.
12. I will always... have random shit lying on the floor. (looking around my computer.)
13. Forever seems... frightening sometimes, all too brief other times.
14. I never want to... die.
15. My mobile phone is.... red. that's all i can come up with.
16. When I wake up in the morning.... i say "fuck." (this is really only fully funny to people who have seen faster. "fuck" should be pronounced "FAHK.")
17. I get annoyed when... i can't find shit. (still looking for my wallet.)
18. Parties are... entertaining, heh heh.
19. My fish is... is this dirty? hahahahahaha
20. Kisses are the worst when... the kisser has bad breath. you know someone loves you when they kiss you with morning breath and don't mind.
21. Today I... am tearing my hair out.
22. Tonight I will... bake banana bread and call up friends.
23. Tomorrow I will... work and eat myself silly with banana bread.
24. I really want... to find my wallet.
1.What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
this sounds suspiciously like teabagging. ba dum ching. um, honey mustard or bbq sauce.
2.Were you in sports in school?
um, NO. although i always wanted to learn how to play soccer and never did.
3.Were you a boy/girl scout?
yes. scout camp ruled. i rue they day they added the "fashion, fitness, and makeup" badge, though. putting emphasis on entirely the wrong thing. actually, i'd love to get involved with scouting again - it seems as though there's really been a shift toward producing the kinds of girls who later go on to smith and fight the power and study engineering and stuff. so rock on, feminist scout leaders.
4.When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
a letter letter? no idea. i wrote thank-you notes after christmas, though.
5.Can you change the oil on a car?
nope. check? yes. change a tire? yes.
6.Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no, although i should have got automatic court summonses the two times i've been pulled over. one time i didn't have my title and another time i didn't have insurance. yay for appearing sufficiently innocent and flustered, i guess.
7.Ran out of gas?
no. my car is a diesel so that would do bad things.
8.Best thing for breakfast:
eggs benedict! with my very own family recipe hollandaise sauce!
9.What is your usual bedtime?
whenever i remember to get off the computer. normally around 11.
10.Are you lazy?
i can be exceedingly lazy. i will work super hard on something once i've committed to it and i've tunnel-visioned. as soon as i'm distracted, back to would-rather-sleep-fitfully-than-get-up-and-pee lazy.
11.Do you read the newspaper?
i read a few papers online. almost never in print these days.
12.How many languages do you speak?
hm. english. i'm currently learning spanish. i still remember a smattering of german from high school. that's about it, really. i've studied other languages but don't remember a damn thing.
13.Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
scientific american. i used to have the atlantic and the new yorker but i dropped them because i never have time to read them. i barely have time to read the one sub i've kept up.
14.Which are better Legos or Lincoln Logs?
lego lego lego lego (although not to disparage lincoln logs)
15.Red wine or white wine?
both with everything! although that leaves out rosa regale, a sparkling rose which is ridiculously froufrou and a clear winner with chocolate.
16.Favorite season?
fall.
17.Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
intermittently.
18.Are you stubborn?
on things that i really want or that really matter to me. otherwise, not even a little bit.
19.Favorite TV channels?
food network, g4, altitude, speed, comedy central, bravo, discovery, the weather channel OMG.
20.Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
jon stewart.
21.Afraid of heights?
yes.
22.Do you sing in the car?
fuck yeah.
23.Ever used a gun?
yep, own one. i plink at paper. i'm very good at it. i have no desire to shoot at anything else.
24.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
detective, ballerina, paleoanthropologist (no really), astrophysicist (again, no really). i read lucy in fifth grade and a brief history of time in sixth. actually, i would love to be a paleoanthropologist - it still fascinates me - but i don't want to work in the field and that greatly limits my job flexibility. i just want to be a lab rat. well, not a lab rat. a lab person. :)
25.Do you believe in ghosts?
i don't disbelieve in them. they seem perfectly logical to me as an expression of conscious energy.
26.Are you superstitious?
mildly. it's my southern upbringing.
27.Take a vitamin daily?
i used to. i haven't done in years. i should at least start back on calcium supplements. that, or really get to like milk. or eat more spinach! i have a gross spinach story that i won't share.
28.Wear a bath robe?
YES! my sweetie got me a super-soft furry red robe for christmas. my kitties love it. it is the mama fur as far as they're concerned. they think that thing came with tits.
29.What do you wear to bed?
depends...
30.Favorite genre of music?
my tastes are eclectic. you will most often find me listening to some sort of nu-metal bullshit but i will listen to anything i find compelling. which reminds me, i really need to pick up a copy of joni mitchell's court and spark. i love that album.
31.Any tattoos?
yes, one on my left shoulder.
32.Any piercings?
one in each ear.
33.Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
tar-zhay.
34.Nike or Adidas?
adidas, i guess. i love their flipflops.
35.Fritos or Cheetos?
cheetos, except with chili.
36. Ever taken dance lessons?
took ballet for six years when i was a child.
37.Is there a profession that you picture your perfect future spouse having?
whaddaya talkin' about? my spouse is perfect now!
38.Ever won a spelling bee?
yes. i won the school district bee in eighth grade and went on to regionals, where i missed "appellation" - i spelled it "Appalachian." (i spelled that right, too.) i tried to argue that it was a homophone but they came back with the no proper nouns rule. bastards. :)
39.Own any record albums?
yeah, although they're at my mom's house.
40.Own a record player?
unfortunately, no. one day i will own a set of technics 1200s or something. two turntables and a microphone...
41.Regularly burn incense?
no. i burned it occasionally several years ago but it's all in a drawer these days.
42.Tea or coffee?
both, although hot chocolate if you've got any.
43.Favorite kind of cookie?
mine! otherwise, double chocolate chip.
44.Can you swim well?
no.
45.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
can't everyone? are you talking about swimming, or just in general?
46.Ever had braces or a mouth piece?
braces. which was followed by my wisdom teeth coming in, so that was a brilliant move on my orthodontist's part.
47.Are you artistic?
that's probably for someone else to decide. i'm pretentious, which might qualify.
48.Are you patient?
situationally.
49.Ever won a contest?
yes! i won two contests listening to 91.5 WAWL. one got me a copy of the cramps' "naked girl falling down the stairs" single. another got me a set of balls. huh huh.
50.Best room for a fireplace?
THE ROOM I AM IN THANK YOU
51.Have you ever gone fishing?
yep.
52.Have you ever gone hunting?
nope.
1. My ex is... i dunno, i have a few. some are married, some are single, some are partnered, some are queer, some are not, some are assholes, some are great, some are not worth mentioning.
2. I am listening to... my tummy do backflips.
3. Maybe I should... not eat eggos followed by hooters wings.
4. I love... winning.
5. My best friend.... aliyaskie.
6. I don't understand... why everyone is so worked up about people speaking spanish. i like spanish.
7. I lose... my wallet, apparently. since i can't find it now.
8. People say... this reminds me of eddie murphy doing james brown. hhhheh! HEYYYY!
9. The meaning of my screen name is... to do with an artist, a garden, and a band.
(there used to be a 10 apparently)
11. Somewhere, someone is... discovering music that makes them cry.
12. I will always... have random shit lying on the floor. (looking around my computer.)
13. Forever seems... frightening sometimes, all too brief other times.
14. I never want to... die.
15. My mobile phone is.... red. that's all i can come up with.
16. When I wake up in the morning.... i say "fuck." (this is really only fully funny to people who have seen faster. "fuck" should be pronounced "FAHK.")
17. I get annoyed when... i can't find shit. (still looking for my wallet.)
18. Parties are... entertaining, heh heh.
19. My fish is... is this dirty? hahahahahaha
20. Kisses are the worst when... the kisser has bad breath. you know someone loves you when they kiss you with morning breath and don't mind.
21. Today I... am tearing my hair out.
22. Tonight I will... bake banana bread and call up friends.
23. Tomorrow I will... work and eat myself silly with banana bread.
24. I really want... to find my wallet.
1.What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
this sounds suspiciously like teabagging. ba dum ching. um, honey mustard or bbq sauce.
2.Were you in sports in school?
um, NO. although i always wanted to learn how to play soccer and never did.
3.Were you a boy/girl scout?
yes. scout camp ruled. i rue they day they added the "fashion, fitness, and makeup" badge, though. putting emphasis on entirely the wrong thing. actually, i'd love to get involved with scouting again - it seems as though there's really been a shift toward producing the kinds of girls who later go on to smith and fight the power and study engineering and stuff. so rock on, feminist scout leaders.
4.When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
a letter letter? no idea. i wrote thank-you notes after christmas, though.
5.Can you change the oil on a car?
nope. check? yes. change a tire? yes.
6.Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no, although i should have got automatic court summonses the two times i've been pulled over. one time i didn't have my title and another time i didn't have insurance. yay for appearing sufficiently innocent and flustered, i guess.
7.Ran out of gas?
no. my car is a diesel so that would do bad things.
8.Best thing for breakfast:
eggs benedict! with my very own family recipe hollandaise sauce!
9.What is your usual bedtime?
whenever i remember to get off the computer. normally around 11.
10.Are you lazy?
i can be exceedingly lazy. i will work super hard on something once i've committed to it and i've tunnel-visioned. as soon as i'm distracted, back to would-rather-sleep-fitfully-than-get-up-and-pee lazy.
11.Do you read the newspaper?
i read a few papers online. almost never in print these days.
12.How many languages do you speak?
hm. english. i'm currently learning spanish. i still remember a smattering of german from high school. that's about it, really. i've studied other languages but don't remember a damn thing.
13.Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
scientific american. i used to have the atlantic and the new yorker but i dropped them because i never have time to read them. i barely have time to read the one sub i've kept up.
14.Which are better Legos or Lincoln Logs?
lego lego lego lego (although not to disparage lincoln logs)
15.Red wine or white wine?
both with everything! although that leaves out rosa regale, a sparkling rose which is ridiculously froufrou and a clear winner with chocolate.
16.Favorite season?
fall.
17.Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
intermittently.
18.Are you stubborn?
on things that i really want or that really matter to me. otherwise, not even a little bit.
19.Favorite TV channels?
food network, g4, altitude, speed, comedy central, bravo, discovery, the weather channel OMG.
20.Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
jon stewart.
21.Afraid of heights?
yes.
22.Do you sing in the car?
fuck yeah.
23.Ever used a gun?
yep, own one. i plink at paper. i'm very good at it. i have no desire to shoot at anything else.
24.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
detective, ballerina, paleoanthropologist (no really), astrophysicist (again, no really). i read lucy in fifth grade and a brief history of time in sixth. actually, i would love to be a paleoanthropologist - it still fascinates me - but i don't want to work in the field and that greatly limits my job flexibility. i just want to be a lab rat. well, not a lab rat. a lab person. :)
25.Do you believe in ghosts?
i don't disbelieve in them. they seem perfectly logical to me as an expression of conscious energy.
26.Are you superstitious?
mildly. it's my southern upbringing.
27.Take a vitamin daily?
i used to. i haven't done in years. i should at least start back on calcium supplements. that, or really get to like milk. or eat more spinach! i have a gross spinach story that i won't share.
28.Wear a bath robe?
YES! my sweetie got me a super-soft furry red robe for christmas. my kitties love it. it is the mama fur as far as they're concerned. they think that thing came with tits.
29.What do you wear to bed?
depends...
30.Favorite genre of music?
my tastes are eclectic. you will most often find me listening to some sort of nu-metal bullshit but i will listen to anything i find compelling. which reminds me, i really need to pick up a copy of joni mitchell's court and spark. i love that album.
31.Any tattoos?
yes, one on my left shoulder.
32.Any piercings?
one in each ear.
33.Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
tar-zhay.
34.Nike or Adidas?
adidas, i guess. i love their flipflops.
35.Fritos or Cheetos?
cheetos, except with chili.
36. Ever taken dance lessons?
took ballet for six years when i was a child.
37.Is there a profession that you picture your perfect future spouse having?
whaddaya talkin' about? my spouse is perfect now!
38.Ever won a spelling bee?
yes. i won the school district bee in eighth grade and went on to regionals, where i missed "appellation" - i spelled it "Appalachian." (i spelled that right, too.) i tried to argue that it was a homophone but they came back with the no proper nouns rule. bastards. :)
39.Own any record albums?
yeah, although they're at my mom's house.
40.Own a record player?
unfortunately, no. one day i will own a set of technics 1200s or something. two turntables and a microphone...
41.Regularly burn incense?
no. i burned it occasionally several years ago but it's all in a drawer these days.
42.Tea or coffee?
both, although hot chocolate if you've got any.
43.Favorite kind of cookie?
mine! otherwise, double chocolate chip.
44.Can you swim well?
no.
45.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
can't everyone? are you talking about swimming, or just in general?
46.Ever had braces or a mouth piece?
braces. which was followed by my wisdom teeth coming in, so that was a brilliant move on my orthodontist's part.
47.Are you artistic?
that's probably for someone else to decide. i'm pretentious, which might qualify.
48.Are you patient?
situationally.
49.Ever won a contest?
yes! i won two contests listening to 91.5 WAWL. one got me a copy of the cramps' "naked girl falling down the stairs" single. another got me a set of balls. huh huh.
50.Best room for a fireplace?
THE ROOM I AM IN THANK YOU
51.Have you ever gone fishing?
yep.
52.Have you ever gone hunting?
nope.