Justin's Saturday Night
Justin wants me to put this on my live journal. So here it is:
First Troy picked me up, then we picked up Alicia to go see Out of Time with Denzel Washington. So we go to Century City and it was sold out and there were nooo movies. So I call the movie fone man but he is retarded and takes sooo long so we drive to Westwood and drove to every theater but there was nothing good except School of Rock, best movie, but they were all bad times or stupid movies or something... then we sat outside the Avco and we got bored, locked Alicia out of the car and laughed.. then we decided to drive around to Century City to pick up Jourdan Oliver who wouldn't let us see her house so we met her at the Valet Picket where Dive was.. but first we drove all over so Alicia could find some party on Comstock and we drove to the Inn across the valet and it's soo scary and sleazy. Alicia saw a hummer and yelled "ARNOLD SCHWARTZENAGER!" and scared Troy and he almost crashed. stupid. Then we picked up Jourdan and decided to go to the Century Plaza and sit in the lobby, but when we got there we didn't wanna have the car valeted since we weren't staying there but we got stuck in the driveway. Then we saw a huuuge white stretch Hummer Limo and we thought it was Arnold since his campaign was at the Century Plaza. So we follow him down to Olympic I think? The one that behind Rodeo Drive area along the park there? yeah, that's the one. So we drive and follow him soooo long and we're both waiting at a red light so Jourdan Oliver and I do the Chinese Jumping Game. Jourdan and I jumped out of the car, ran around and danced, and got back in and waited for the Green.. it's sooo much fun, but don't do it in NY. Then we drove and drove and drove and decided to go to Norms, the nice one on La Cienega. We ate there and talked about sex and it was soo funny and we left. Five minutes later, I realized that I threw away my invisalign retainers! I am officially retarded. We go back, and Alicia turns on the volume full blast for some bumpin' 50 cent and she blew out Troy's left speaker.. retarded. Then we went back to Norm's and this old lady helped me dig through the trash to find the invisaligns and all the waiters couldn't believe it and they congratulated me. then we kept driving, and driving, and driving, and I decided I wanted to go to Rancho Park and hang out there. We go there, but Alicia has to be home soon so we keep driving. We go through Beverlywood and we stop off at Will Goldman (Julia's brother)'s house and we contemplate if we should go in.. and decide no. That was lame. Then I said "PUNCH BUGGIE BLUE!" and I sock Jourdan. She gets sooo furious and makes Troy pull over and Jourdan chases me down and I climb up a tree. I promise to kiss her and then she can't get mad. So we kiss in the tree and that was her first kiss (not mine.. cause I'm a playa) but first we both put in the mint strips. Then we skip back and it's reeeeally cool. We keep driving around and around and end up at Matt Rochlin's house. Troy and Jourdan say hi and Alicia and I hide in the car. She told me that he once made out with Courtney Wilk in fifth grade and I leap out of car and sprint up and tell him and he says "I thought everyone knew" and I laughed soo hard. Alicia wanted to drive Troy's car, but he said no. Then we dropped Alicia and Jourdan back at Alicia's and dropped me off. Just remember there was 50 million more jokes in the car and I am dying in laughter right now just thinking about it all
The end.
First Troy picked me up, then we picked up Alicia to go see Out of Time with Denzel Washington. So we go to Century City and it was sold out and there were nooo movies. So I call the movie fone man but he is retarded and takes sooo long so we drive to Westwood and drove to every theater but there was nothing good except School of Rock, best movie, but they were all bad times or stupid movies or something... then we sat outside the Avco and we got bored, locked Alicia out of the car and laughed.. then we decided to drive around to Century City to pick up Jourdan Oliver who wouldn't let us see her house so we met her at the Valet Picket where Dive was.. but first we drove all over so Alicia could find some party on Comstock and we drove to the Inn across the valet and it's soo scary and sleazy. Alicia saw a hummer and yelled "ARNOLD SCHWARTZENAGER!" and scared Troy and he almost crashed. stupid. Then we picked up Jourdan and decided to go to the Century Plaza and sit in the lobby, but when we got there we didn't wanna have the car valeted since we weren't staying there but we got stuck in the driveway. Then we saw a huuuge white stretch Hummer Limo and we thought it was Arnold since his campaign was at the Century Plaza. So we follow him down to Olympic I think? The one that behind Rodeo Drive area along the park there? yeah, that's the one. So we drive and follow him soooo long and we're both waiting at a red light so Jourdan Oliver and I do the Chinese Jumping Game. Jourdan and I jumped out of the car, ran around and danced, and got back in and waited for the Green.. it's sooo much fun, but don't do it in NY. Then we drove and drove and drove and decided to go to Norms, the nice one on La Cienega. We ate there and talked about sex and it was soo funny and we left. Five minutes later, I realized that I threw away my invisalign retainers! I am officially retarded. We go back, and Alicia turns on the volume full blast for some bumpin' 50 cent and she blew out Troy's left speaker.. retarded. Then we went back to Norm's and this old lady helped me dig through the trash to find the invisaligns and all the waiters couldn't believe it and they congratulated me. then we kept driving, and driving, and driving, and I decided I wanted to go to Rancho Park and hang out there. We go there, but Alicia has to be home soon so we keep driving. We go through Beverlywood and we stop off at Will Goldman (Julia's brother)'s house and we contemplate if we should go in.. and decide no. That was lame. Then I said "PUNCH BUGGIE BLUE!" and I sock Jourdan. She gets sooo furious and makes Troy pull over and Jourdan chases me down and I climb up a tree. I promise to kiss her and then she can't get mad. So we kiss in the tree and that was her first kiss (not mine.. cause I'm a playa) but first we both put in the mint strips. Then we skip back and it's reeeeally cool. We keep driving around and around and end up at Matt Rochlin's house. Troy and Jourdan say hi and Alicia and I hide in the car. She told me that he once made out with Courtney Wilk in fifth grade and I leap out of car and sprint up and tell him and he says "I thought everyone knew" and I laughed soo hard. Alicia wanted to drive Troy's car, but he said no. Then we dropped Alicia and Jourdan back at Alicia's and dropped me off. Just remember there was 50 million more jokes in the car and I am dying in laughter right now just thinking about it all
The end.