Fic: 2x4, Chapter 9 (CSI Miami, Ryan Wolfe / Eric Delko)
Title: 2x4, Chapter 9
Fandom: CSI Miami
Pair: Ryan Wolfe / Eric Delko
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine, etc.
Feedback: Always Welcome
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7 (NC-17)
Chapter 8
“Don’t look at me like that.” Ryan groaned.
“I can’t help it!”
“Try.”
“I can’t, it tickles me.” Valera giggled. “You and Boa Vista fighting over a man.”
“There wasn’t really any fighting.”
“I know, that makes it even funnier. So, where’s your Boy Toy?”
“He had to go to his place on the way to get some clothes.”
“You let him use clothes? I’m shocked…..”
“Not funny.”
“Everything about this is funny! Eric dumped her for you. I have to admit…. It had an unexpected effect on me.”
“What effect?”
“It aroused me sexually.”
“I don’t want to know.”
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For a minute Eric felt like a gunslinger in an old western. He and Natalia were standing in the opposite ends of the hallway. He was pretty sure her gun had hovered over an imaginary gun holster.
“Morning.” Eric greeted.
“Morning. Did you get the package?”
“Yep, and don’t worry. I didn’t like those pants anyway.”
“I don’t care. Should I congratulate you because you can still walk?”
“What does that mean?”
“I got the highlights from Alexx, she came to see me last night.”
“She did?”
“She came to give me a warning, because I’m apparently a man-hungry loose cannon who might do something embarrassing at work.”
“Well…. I….. I need to go, I got a scene waiting.”
“I understand. A crime scene full of cops. Is it just the uniform, or do you go for any man who operates a nightstick?”
“Nat.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll be civil when there’s people around.” She paused. “But when we’re alone I keep thinking all the creative ways to neuter you, so that it would cause the maximum amount of pain.”
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“Have you ever thought about it?” Valera grinned and kept tapping the keyboard.
Calleigh sat down on the side table. “About what?”
“Guy-Guy stuff. It kinda makes me tingle.”
“No. I’ve never really even seen why people want to watch other people. And gay things…. Why is it so interesting? It’s the one area of sex where women are totally useless.”
“That’s exactly the same logic most women use when men talk about their love for lesbian porn. Just ask Cooper.”
“I have nothing against the thing, but the mechanics are so….. ewwwwiee.”
“Come on, think about it. Do you find a nice looking guy attractive?”
“Yeah?”
“And if that same guy is naked?”
“Still attractive.”
“So two hot guys together should be even hotter. But don’t worry, we can fix this.”
“What do you mean fix?”
“We’ll have a girls night. Some nice wine, food and some really raunchy gay porn.”
Calleigh started laughing and Valera joined her. Natalia walked in and stared at them.
“What’s going on here?”
“We were planning a girls night.” Valera giggled. “You wanna come?”
“Why not….. What are we doing?”
“Eat, drink, get merry and watch a movie.”
“What movie?”
“Horny Cops of Miami.”
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“How was it?”
Eric jumped when he heard the voice behind him. Ryan grinned at him and continued drying himself.
“Why are you showering in the middle of the shift? And without me?”
“Remember my DB in the animal park?”
“Yeah.”
“Those places are pretty dirty, especially if you fall over the fence to the cage.”
“Are you okay?”
“Yeah, just bruises.” He pulled the towel of to show his bruises.
“That looks really painful.”
“No, just uncomfortable.”
“You want some TLC?”
“In the locker room?”
“Who comes here in the middle of the shift?”
“You did.”
“Is that a no?”
“It’s a maybe.”
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Ten minutes later Cooper walked into Valera’s lab like a sleep walker.
“Are you alright?”
“No.”
“You wanna sit down?”
“I am sitting down.”
“No, you’re not.” She pushed him down to a free chair. “Are you alright?”
“No, I’m scarred for life.”
“What do you mean?”
“Delko.”
“Delko?”
“And Wolfe.”
“Yeah, I already know about them.”
“Shower.”
“What?”
“I think I’m gonna gauge my eyes out of my head.”
“I want details!”
“It was so horrible….. the horror…..”
“First things first. Who was the bottom?”
“Get a grip, woman!” Cooped exclaimed. “Eric was…. it’s too horrible to describe….”
“Sounds promising.” Valera grinned.
“I’m trying to deal with a huge trauma here! I’ve lost my idol!”
TBC