Pein x Konan, why can't I quit you? :P

[finnimbrun]

Title: Sōtērion
Author: hieronymousb / finnimbrun
Characters/Pairing: Pein x Konan ♥ [with guest appearances by a few others]
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: R (M), for pretentious and vaguely described literary kinda sexin'.
Summary: A study in faith and transience, in which you define life by its constants, and the present is built on the grave of the evanescent past. What

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[hieronymousb]

LOLOROCHIMARU. I do feel sorry for him, I guess. Yeah. I just always picture him sitting in the back of the classroom wearing a dunce hat and twiddling his thumbs, since Kishi clearly vanquished him to the land of Suck. It is kind of sad how hard this manga pwnt him! He used to be really cool. I remember I always looked forward to seeing him, as a villain, once upon a time. Long long ago. XP

Itachi is more of an Uchiha than an Akatsuki member, to me.

I've wondered that with Kisame, too. And Zetsu's... Zetsu-ness... really makes me want to see what the hell life is like in some of the more exotic ninja villages. Are there more people like them out there? Whole villages full? I mean, wtf?

Although, really, Kisame and Zetsu are probably the most sane and emotionally well-balanced Akatsuki members. All the others are suicidally depressed (Sasori, Itachi, Pein, Konan), psychotic (Deidara, Hidan), or obsessive-compulsive (Madara, Kakuzu). It is seriously kind of pathetic when the plant guy and the shark guy are more normal than anyone else. :P