Oct 01, 2006 16:41
as the weeks go by, they just get tougher & tougher. last week was hell. in both work, study, & play. nothing went right. everything came down on me.
bunch of shit dumped on me at work this week. playing dawn's personal assistant. if she flakes out on me this week .. i don't quite know what i'll do.
friday i drove around newport, was going to go to the chasm, but then i remembered i was arrested there after dark, & yeh .. we didn't park. came home. became a body pillow for 2 cats & a human. crashed. saturday went out for breakfast. went & saw jackass 2 with danielle. .. best laugh in a long time. came home. became a body pillow again. cleaned and rearranged my room, studied. .. jess goes out & gets food ..
she's got this brilliant idea to broil the steaks, rather than use the foreman .. she's got shit on the stove .. & all of a sudden i hear .. jenn the stove's on fire .. i come around the corner and she tosses a flaming towel at me which i'm trying to stomp out with my sandals .. then WATER! flashes through my mind. yes people, water will put out fire. steve then comes out. puts out the rest of the towel. jess & i look at each other, red eyed, tears streaming. .. i open the door like the smart one i am .. thus letting out smoke into the hallway .. setting off both, 2nd & 3rd floor fire alarms. up the stairs with a towel ( not on fire ) to wave off the smoke and shut those screaming bitches up.
:: shakes head ::
fire follows us.
on off on off on off on BOOM.