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just for the record this is my second update thanks to a polish computer. this week and weekend was just ridiculous. i was at a bar on a school night . otown on a thursday. joel was on "A' game although he is not the same joel unless he has a couple of beers in him. sato was grumpy. rudy was walking around in water skis. quigs was running march madness activities like al melnic runs summer batting practices. he was although almost mangled bc he is a frat boy and likes to haze himself. deforestation was at an all time "high" this weekend. hahaha. i was at an unbelievable level of paranoid as a swat team helicopter was hovering over the wolverine's layer. tnt was out of control although at times a bit emo. aleesha was guarding those empty water bottles as if they were filled with gold....slauger that is. whit hodge played dead so well that even Lassie is pissed. abrye was the best floor cleaner i have ever seen and did it all on new years. and i am about to call out joey moussuea on a AND1 pizza slapping contest. that's strike 2. the mad mullet is on the loose. the biggest party in hisotry will undergo in 19 days barring if gilbert finds a ride to hermosa. vans are the best skate shoes ever. star wars is the gayest thing that has ever happend to our country. chewbaca is a butthole surfer, yoda is a green bitch , and darth vader is a fake ass jonny tsunami. in other news bill is emo after reading the previous sentence and will probably cry and write a song about it. kretz was back in btown for the weekend to surf, skate,and skim, unfortunately he did none of it. at least he had gibson to keep him company. one hit big bill. tay diggs kidnapped the old school for a while but came back strong with a unreal perfomance in o town and at joel's when he inserted a finger knuckle deep into an ex-linebacker's anus. i realized that my best pickup line for girls is "so have you ever had cajun crust?" why does no one ever say lay to rest anymore? ska music is better than emo. the sub is completely decked out with stickers from howies and crunchwrap supremes. i'm probably gonna get sick from these airborne bacterii at an undisclose location. my outgoing calls on my phone read like this....jake the snake, hungry howies, 911, westcoast aka whiskers, and A.D. Mc Phereson. i'm just on fire and blowing up. fair dropped in tonight on his first pipe and was rewarded for his vaient efforts. he also invented a new trick which from here on out will be known as the fair flip. all this thrashing happened as a garbage can was completely engulfed in flames and fired trucks were flying around everywhere. for some reason i thouhgt i was gonna get arrested. i noticed i spend most of my time in a swimming pool with no water. haven't skanked in a few days. east coast skate trip is happening soon. mushstangs was the only lakewood girl to stay at joels for longer than 4 minutes, i blame it on charleeeen. after a month long break from hardcore thrashing i am back am determined to thrash until the end of time. the wizard was on fire with some fire . the sub has been through a hell of a weekend, boxed hot and check engine light being turned on like sato at a 9th grade slumber party. bill is still being emo as i we speak saying this post is too long , troy will be pissed bc he is a democrat and doesn't like the read all the info just what michael moore tells him. i fogive nofx. mike saw me skate for the first time today in 2 years and was impressed when his short haired son dropped into the deep end of a drained pool and even was heard saying"i'm gonna bring my roller skates here next week." he is gonna make a sponser tape by next month. i'm outta here a good week to all. march madness is just a snowball rolling down a mountain getting bigger and bigger. if this post doens't work i wll never update on lj again.