hahaha OH ME!

Mar 04, 2006 08:24

WARNING!! THE FOLLOWING POST MAY HAVE ALOT OF NERD-TYPE REFFERENCES AND/OR RACIAL SLURS POINTED AT BLACK PEOPLE.... (IF U ARE OFFEND EASILY, I DONT CARE, ITS A FUNNY STORY)

ENJOY!

note: he was the first one to go the racist way.. not me.. i wouldnt have.. but he wanted to play low.. so i did too

at gladiator there was this black kid with a dew rag and a "THUG Life" (and had a picture of the LIFE cereal for the word LIFE.. sooo.. i knew he was pretty thug like)

well right when i sat down he was talking so loud to the person next time him the peopel across the room could hear so i knew right away he was goign to annoy the shit out of me. i lean to morgan and say "great! i got blacky mc black man flappin his gums all night" he laughed .. then i told devon.. he laughed too haha

morgan says "lets paly counter strike" and this kid started saying "oh hell yeah man.. ill PWN all yall", "im elite at this shit", etc, and so naturally morgan had to say shit back and they went back and forth for a while... yes morgan could have stopped and maybe the kid would have... but i doubt he would (plus it was more fun to make fun of him the whole night haha..)

anyway this kid.. fuckin sucks.. and hes tryin really hard and gets mad when he dies... I half pay attention and if i die i die.. no biggie. adn we are on a LAN, all the same computers (well.. some break more than others.. but all the same programs) he says "u guys are hacking" and.. he was serious. waht a fuckin idiot
well he decided he was too "kool" for our server so he left adn started up a new one casue we were on a "gay map that was boring" he made a server with THE SAME MAP and he turned on cheats..
after i got out of the bathroom i went on and turned cheats on for chris and devon so he couldnt kill them either.. and since i joined his server... cheats became turned on for me too (this is important later).. hes a dumbass and quits cause we were "hacking" or somehting i dont know.

i make a server, unknown to me at the time cheats are on.. but the only person who uses them was the black kids friend.. and so the black kids liek 'im not joining ur server, yall are cheating" (he was doing the same thign on purpose earlier.. fuckin moron) well anyway i turn them off .. show him they are off and hes liek "no ur hackin" so we switch games.. he loses alot.. still talks shit about him beign ahhsome. and better than us... let me state this.. i , am not the best.. but i am way better than average.. chris and devon.. FUCKING AHHSOME.. in no way would rag head be better

thsi guy named anthony coems into gladiator.. him and black guy are friends (figures.. annoying fuckers flock together) the black kid starts to say soemthing like "ahh nah ima kill u" about.. 5 or 6 times in a row.. progressively getting higher in pitch and volume.. (side note: most of u know.. i am a very calm/nice person [most the time] and i can normally ignore people very well.. but THIS LIL SHIT PUSHED ALL MY FUCKING BUTTONS) on the last time he said it i said (pretty loud too haha) "GAHHH damnit! STOP BEING SO BLACK!" morgan and devon instantly laughed pretty hard.. morgan repeats it to domonic and chris (while laughing) who crack up as well. the black kid.. he shut up for a good... 10-15 min of game paly.. so that was nice.. and thinkin back it was pretty funny haha.. yeh me!

after a while he starts sayin shit again and i want to hit him in his lil doo-rag'd head (which by the way we KEPT making fun of the whole night haha) but i dont hit him.
we join a COD2 (call of duty 2) game.. my name is default 'player 1' or soem shit and same for a couple other people.. i didnt care.. i wasnt gonna chagne it. but he kept sayin (everytime me and whoever else was 'player 1' would kill him) "change ur name player 1's!" after 9 or 10 repeats of this i got mad and i decided to change my name to "SHUT UP NIGGER!!!!" hahaha it seemd to do the trick after each tiem i killed him or someone else. (morgan/dom/chris all laugh at my name haha.. oh me)

later peter sees my name (he works there) he ignores it cause he can tell im angry, but 15 min or so later he checks again adn says 'u guys playin nice?" i say "yeah.. u want me to change my name dont u? ok.. ill do it for u peter.. not the black kid" (he heard it casue he was next to me haha)
hha also soemone was saying how the shotguns in COD2 were gay and then the peoepl usign them said "there in the game so we can use them.. and they are fair" i said "anyone remember the shields in CS (Counter-Strike) 1.4 i think it was." blacky says "there were never any shields in cs.. the game phsyics arent built for it.. ive palyed CS since the begining" and i stood up and announced to everyone "Raise your hand if u remember shields in CS" most everyoen said 'i do', the oens who didnt raise thier hands said "i remember" soo.. SHOT DOWN AGAIN YA FUCKIN DU RAG! ...he then mummbled soemhtign taht no one could hear and i laughed at him

i change my name [casue peter wanted me too and peters kool] to "DER SCHWARZ MENNER IST TOTE" whcih in german is "THE BLACK MAN IS DEAD!" (roughly.. thats what the words mean.. dotn know if the grammars right, dotn care)
that made morgan laugh ahha

morgan kept callin him 'kid' and he would say 'my names not kid' if that went on any longer i was gonna say "well.. what do u want us to call ya boy? (say it how slave owners/peoepl in that time period would say it) kunta kinta?" but, the oppurunty didnt coem up after i thought of it :/ haha that makes me sad

through the rest of the night he would make a comment and be INSTANTLY shot down by either morgan, chris or myself.. he then woudl say soemthing back in a low.. barely audible voice (i coudl hear that he was insulting us) and i would say "u know.. its not really a good insult if the person that its pointed towards doesnt hear it.. or no one hears it infact" he would mumble soemhtign else and a couple tiems i said "sry.. all im gettin is clicks and whistles" and one time i said "waht? *click pop bop*" noise with my mouth liek the african tribe languages... ahha oh me.

and at one point he put his used napkins on my plate and said "throw my trash away for me" i didnt say anyhtign casue i was having funa dn i didnt want to deal with his shit... but later on he moved them from my plate onto my hand/keyboard.. and said 'throw ur trash away"
i threw him back onto his desk adn said "its ur trash.. u know its ur trash.. just fucking throw it away and stop talkign to me i fuckign hate ur voice" he said "dont touch me!" (quick question.. is that a common defense mechanisim for people/black people ? casue he said it a coupel times even though i didnt touch hima dn i wasnt planning on it) i said "im no.. jsut go fuckin throw it away" blacky "i am .. dont touch me!"
i had planned to say (if he threw it back to me) "*toss trash back* pick up the trash and throw it away.. u gotta practice for your future job" but.. again.. fuckin black kid STOPS the confrintation when i have something good (why woudl he stop with me but not when its morgan or soemone else? am i more mean looking/sounding? was it my tone that he knew i wasnt fuckign aroudn but he stil had to be a lil bit of a "thug/gangster" hard ass?)

at about 6ish i went to gorillamask and saw the "walker, brokeback ranger" video.. me and mo watched it.. the black kid leaned in adn saw the very end that said "walker, brokeback ranger" and said "ok! who all thinks walker brokeback ranger is gay?" i asked if he had been on the internet in weeks and seen ALL the BBM parodys.. he ignored me, one of the nerds laughed, and i believe morgan called him a fag.

oh.. he said he had a black belt in karate or soemhtign (haha yeah i know BLACK belt.. and hes BLACK haha funny) and that he "graduated in '02, and has taken 2 courses at MIT already" first off.. hes a dumb ass.. NO FUCKING WAY could he get into MIT (unless it was to steal shit to sell for crack) and he said like he was majoring in quantum phsyics and graphic design and somehow they went together in the same class at the same time or soemhting.. wwahhhht the shiiittt?

haha oh.. on one of our games against him my name was JEW RAG.. he knew it was pointed at him hahah.. and some one (dominic maybe?) said soemhting about him not reading waht they wrote right.. and i said somethign along the lines of "haha he cant learn.. hes black" haha he heard it.. he said nothing

haha yeah.. he told us "Im old enough to be your dad!" which... was out of no where and for no reason at all.. so it was just stupid

sooo LONG story short.. i hate that du-rag'd stupid mother fuckin porch monkey soo god damn much
(i could feel my face getting red i was so mad)
haha he did kinda shut up after I said things hah. apparently i am intimidating?

i know im missing some stuff... so morgan dom chris.. if u read this and remember soemthign feel free to add on haha

hope u all had as muc fun reading it as i did experiencing/typign it haha
ga'night
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