Ryan Seacrest in American Idol Season 10: A Pictorial History, Part Two
When we last saw our intrepid field agent Ryan Seacrest, he was darting around the country, comforting America's youth as their dreams were crushed, dancing with their mothers and bantering with their fathers. Let's see what our plucky young star does next!
( Episode 8 - Ryan Seacrest in Hollywood Week: Sudden Death Round )
( Episode 8 - Ryan Seacrest in Hollywood Week: Sudden Death Round )
and then want to write bad AUs where they are on a sports team for whatever sport makes guys wear really tight shorts (um, again)
Um, yes? Please? Especially if it involves Simon wearing kneepads again.
Ryan's adventures in suit/mic pack incompatibility.
If you're really interested in further adventures, be sure to check out the first minute of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIQTFH69zD0
Ryan + suit/mic pack incompatibility + Simon + radio voice discussion = Good Times
what kind of tail Ryan would have if Ryan were to have a tail
You've never noticed how freakishly long and slender Ryan's fingers and toes are? I am sure all of his other, uh, appendages would have similar characteristics.
Adorable, talented fat kid bawling his eyes out over the fact that not only has he made it through to another round, but that there are also people out there who are cheering him on and standing up for him.
Boy, did I have mixed feelings about this kid. He was a good enough singer, a nice kid, but he seemed so young and green, and I could just picture Ryan having issues all over the place any time this kid appeared on stage. I think it would have be too much for somebody, but I'm not sure who would have broken first: Ryan, the kid, or me. I think I'm glad he was cut.
Michael, who gets maybe 30 seconds of screen time a season but without fail that 30 seconds is of Idols being mean to him and him being very awesome
Oh, yes, you nailed this. Michael Orland's 30 seconds of screen time is often the highlight of any given season.
Okay, it's the girl who ended up with Ryan on top of her!
OK, so is it just me, or does Ryan seems more comfortable with touching and hugging this girl than he does Julianne?
John Wayne gets the cut and thankfully we never have to think about his dad ever again.
Begone, John Wayne's dad and your evil belt buckle! Before somebody drops a house on you, too!
grandma turns to Ryan and tells him again that he is trufax magic and should not forget it and Ryan's like "what if I call up Simon and you just sit beside me and hold my hand?"
Awww to your summary of Grandma. I read a comment by someone once (so I can't take credit for it) that the best place on earth would be a combination nursery school and nursing home owned and operated by Ryan Seacrest, because Ryan is at his most adorable when talking to the very young and the very old.
Remember the Ford Focus Tire Table from the Coke Room of Coke? Ryan is jumping up and down on it like a trampoline?
I didn't even realize that was a table, I really thought it was a trampoline! I figured Ryan had brought it in for the day from that "very special room" in his house, the one with a swing, and trapeze, and harness, and some other... stuff.
Except then his spinning Ryan suddenly leads to him having his hands on Ryan's boxers?
"Boxers"? Uh, no, I have it on good authority that Ryan does not wear boxers. One, he showed off the top of his underwear during a red carpet show a few years ago, and they were pretty clearly briefs (Calvin Klein to be exact). Two, keeping in mind that I am totally not the kind of person that believes anonymous gossip on the internet, but if I were (and I'm not), I once read a first-hand account by someone who had hooked up with Ryan pre-Idol, and this person said that Ryan loved jockstraps and skimpy underwear and did not like to wear regular boxers. So, um, yeah. Remembering the details of Ryan's underwear preferences may indicate that I'm a little too invested.
I'd better stop.
And not to pressure you, or to appear ungrateful for what you have already done, but did you see last night's episode of Idol? That show is just begging to be screencapped. :-D
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You've never noticed how freakishly long and slender Ryan's fingers and toes are? I am sure all of his other, uh, appendages would have similar characteristics.
This is flawless logic.
"Boxers"? Uh, no, I have it on good authority that Ryan does not wear boxers. One, he showed off the top of his underwear during a red carpet show a few years ago, and they were pretty clearly briefs (Calvin Klein to be exact). Two, keeping in mind that I am totally not the kind of person that believes anonymous gossip on the internet, but if I were (and I'm not), I once read a first-hand account by someone who had hooked up with Ryan pre-Idol, and this person said that Ryan loved jockstraps and skimpy underwear and did not like to wear regular boxers. So, um, yeah. Remembering the details of Ryan's underwear preferences may indicate that I'm a little too invested.
Heh, after I wrote that I realized that what I thought was band on his underwear (in whatever form that might take) could actually be a belt or whatever holds his mic pack in place. It occurs to me now that I really have not devoted nearly enough time thinking about Ryan's underwear preferences and there's just really no excuse for that.
Also: jockstraps and skimpy underwear. Oh my.
I'd better stop.
Oh, please don't. :-)
did you see last night's episode of Idol?
Not yet! I'm slowly catching up but I've still got a few to go before I reach the ep in question! But I'm eagerly anticipating awesomeness!
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Oh, please don't. :-)
Alas, I cannot stop thinking about Ryan and his underwear preferences no matter how hard I try (although, granted, I'm not trying very hard). Not helping the situation, just last week I came across this timeline of Ryan photos that someone put together, and while I think I had seen most of them before, the one notable exception was the one where Ryan appears to be talking to some construction worker wearing nothing but his underwear and a harness:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-official-ryan-seacrest-aging-timeline
Again, WEARING NOTHING BUT HIS UNDERWEAR AND A HARNESS. I just love it when real life provides canon for my Ryan fantasies. :D
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Um.
Um.
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