I Don't Even... (aka This Post Is All About Ryan Seacrest)
Things Ryan Seacrest said today:
after discussing how apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping you alert and energized in the morning...
Ellen (co host): "Whatever it is that you usually do in the morning, if you just substitute it with an apple..."
Ryan: "I-- Listen, honestly, I do love apples. Now I love the sensation, the feeling of something warm trickling down the back of my tongue and going toward the threshold of my esophagus and rolling inside my stomach and settling. I mean, that's part of my morning routine."
Ellen: "Yeah, you tried to give it up once too."
Ryan: "Well, I gave it up for a little while."
Ellen: "Mmm hmm."
Ryan: "I'm back on it. But maybe apples are the solution. Apples remind me of sex."
Ellen: "Why? How?"
Ryan: "They're invigorating when you get to the middle of them. And afterwards I get a little tired. Honestly. I need a little nappypoo."
after discussing how apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping you alert and energized in the morning...
Ellen (co host): "Whatever it is that you usually do in the morning, if you just substitute it with an apple..."
Ryan: "I-- Listen, honestly, I do love apples. Now I love the sensation, the feeling of something warm trickling down the back of my tongue and going toward the threshold of my esophagus and rolling inside my stomach and settling. I mean, that's part of my morning routine."
Ellen: "Yeah, you tried to give it up once too."
Ryan: "Well, I gave it up for a little while."
Ellen: "Mmm hmm."
Ryan: "I'm back on it. But maybe apples are the solution. Apples remind me of sex."
Ellen: "Why? How?"
Ryan: "They're invigorating when you get to the middle of them. And afterwards I get a little tired. Honestly. I need a little nappypoo."