Are you the sub?
Happenings:
-Sweet, smiling little sixth grade girl has written on piece of paper, "I'm having twins." When I look confused, boy next to her explains with nonchalance one might use to state sky is blue, "she got raped." Suddenly no surprise why girl say she new to district and have crazy, uncommon name (alias).
-First graders most likely to swarm ankles when I ask class to sit down. They primarily concerned with others' actions.
-Emo boys in PE shake hair out of face before each shot, curse oppressive nature of sports when miss basket. Also wear safety pins on gym shorts.
-When kindergarteners rehearse for "The King and I," I think of Family Guy and wonder where robot is.
-Laptops are no substitutes for placemats, shouldn't you be eating in cafeteria anyway?
-If girls annoy and class soon comes to end, allow to draw "pretty picture" on whiteboard and spare self.
Lost is tonight! 3(Oh boy)^2!
-Sweet, smiling little sixth grade girl has written on piece of paper, "I'm having twins." When I look confused, boy next to her explains with nonchalance one might use to state sky is blue, "she got raped." Suddenly no surprise why girl say she new to district and have crazy, uncommon name (alias).
-First graders most likely to swarm ankles when I ask class to sit down. They primarily concerned with others' actions.
-Emo boys in PE shake hair out of face before each shot, curse oppressive nature of sports when miss basket. Also wear safety pins on gym shorts.
-When kindergarteners rehearse for "The King and I," I think of Family Guy and wonder where robot is.
-Laptops are no substitutes for placemats, shouldn't you be eating in cafeteria anyway?
-If girls annoy and class soon comes to end, allow to draw "pretty picture" on whiteboard and spare self.
Lost is tonight! 3(Oh boy)^2!