also blatantly stolen, this time from QueenSugar

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WOULD YOU:

- Be my friend?:
- Keep a secret if I told you one?:
- Give me a hug?
- Give me $900 bucks?
- Take a bullet for me?:
- Keep in touch?:
- Try and solve my problems?:
- Love me?:
- Date me?:
- Not be a stupid twat while dating me?
- Shut the fuck up, grin and bear it when I'm playing video games?

HAVE YOU EVER:

- Lied to make me feel better?
- Wanted to kiss me?
- Wanted to have sex with me?
- Eventually had sex with me only to horrifically realise how boring and dissapointing I am in bed?
- Wanted to kill me?
- Broke my heart?
- Kept something important from me?
- Thought I was unbearably annoying?
- Made love to me?

DO YOU KNOW:

- My hair colour?
- My eye colour?
- My favorite colour?
- My favorite animal?
- My fucking name?

AND MORE

- Who are you?
- Are we friends?
- When and how did we meet?
- Describe me in one word.
- K, now actually describe me in detail, feel free to concentrate on how awesome I am?
- What was your first impression?
- Do you still think that way about me now?
- What reminds you of me?
- If you could give me anything what would it be?
- How well do you know me?
- When's the last time you saw me?
- Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
- What would you do in the dark with me?
- Are you gonna put this on yours to see what I say about you?