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All right, here are two dreams that certainly deserve a place on the record books for oddness:
My aunt and I were Kung Fu masters, fighting to defend this little girl whose name was... Kuike Mart.... Kwik-E-Mart?
Then I was on the Enterprise (yes, as in Star Trek) and I was trying to battle an invasion of... 2 foot high fuzzy muppet type aliens of all different colours, at least a few of them resembling Strawberry Shortcake dolls... so I tossed some of them down a few flights of stairs (why there were stairs, I don't know) and bopped some on the head... but I had a phaser, of course... so I tried to use it, but it didn't work... so I had to shout "Bang bang I fired at you!" and then the evil muppets would fall over and die. Of course, sometimes they weren’t really paying attention, so I had to scream really loudly to catch their attention, “BANG BANG I FIRED AT YOU!” then they would finally give in and die.
Pretty odd, huh?
My aunt and I were Kung Fu masters, fighting to defend this little girl whose name was... Kuike Mart.... Kwik-E-Mart?
Then I was on the Enterprise (yes, as in Star Trek) and I was trying to battle an invasion of... 2 foot high fuzzy muppet type aliens of all different colours, at least a few of them resembling Strawberry Shortcake dolls... so I tossed some of them down a few flights of stairs (why there were stairs, I don't know) and bopped some on the head... but I had a phaser, of course... so I tried to use it, but it didn't work... so I had to shout "Bang bang I fired at you!" and then the evil muppets would fall over and die. Of course, sometimes they weren’t really paying attention, so I had to scream really loudly to catch their attention, “BANG BANG I FIRED AT YOU!” then they would finally give in and die.
Pretty odd, huh?