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[fingon]

Hmm.

*grabs pen and paper*

To Do List:

Castrate miloburrows

Kill earwen before she kills me for castrating her 8274853rd child.

Kill king_finarfin for killing earwen.

Find a secluded convent for peonybaggins.

Sedate Danielle.

Hide the sharp weapons.

Stop fingolfinnoldor from celebrating.

Make sure turgon still doesn't care about anything in our family.

My my what a busy day. *goes off to find several dull blades to use*