Must... Stop... Twitching.
Okay... help. I need to find a big scary butch lesbian to play the role of my girlfriend. And I need to find her by tomorrow evening. Anybody know one? Or have one I can borrow? I'm serious. I'll pay you.
Fuck. Really, just... fuck. Why am I nervous? I shouldn't be freaking out. I really need to stop freaking out. Fuck. It's not my problem. It is so not my problem. Damn you, guilt complex, damn you!!! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Seriously. Seeking Big Scary Butch. Think Harley-Dyke... Will Pay. Someone? Anyone? Hello? Great. I'm just going to go vomit now.
(And stop telling me stuff. All of you. I can't handle any more secrets. Honest to God. I should just post a list of every damn secret I know and to hell with you all.)
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Fuck. Really, just... fuck. Why am I nervous? I shouldn't be freaking out. I really need to stop freaking out. Fuck. It's not my problem. It is so not my problem. Damn you, guilt complex, damn you!!! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Seriously. Seeking Big Scary Butch. Think Harley-Dyke... Will Pay. Someone? Anyone? Hello? Great. I'm just going to go vomit now.
(And stop telling me stuff. All of you. I can't handle any more secrets. Honest to God. I should just post a list of every damn secret I know and to hell with you all.)
FUCK FUCK FUCK