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Family get-together today. Such great joy.
Cousin J got his driver’s license suspended. (Again.)
Cousin M’s boyfriend is in an out-convict program. (Wait, what?)
Cousin P has an infected piercing. (Where? No, take it back! Take it back!)
Cousin K relived various childhood traumas. (“Fuck the California raisins, anyway!”)
The Bocce-Ball Blood-Feud was resurrected. (“Hah! Suck it!” - “She’s your sister, you freak.”)
“Incest’s the best” was said (sarcastically?) several times. (“Look, my butt sparkles are falling off!”)
On the plus side, Aunt S finally decided to show up mullet-less. (Fro-ish, but mullet-less.)
And nobody discussed off-roading, snowmobiling, or lowriding. (Mostly.)
Oh, and nothing caught on fire. (Unintentionally, that is.)
Nobody even bled. (Enough to worry about.)
Thank God for alcohol.