I Like My Babies Shaken, Not Stirred...

[fingersmith]

My sister went to the dentist this afternoon and left her little hellspawn for me to watch. I had no idea what I was supposed to do with a five month old. Seriously, what can you do with a baby? I couldn't understand her, and I'm pretty sure she couldn't understand me. It was like being trapped in an elevator with a stranger - I wasn't sure if

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[aquila1nz]

Your sister obviously has a way overrated view of the fruit of her loins intelligence, because it seems to me that 5 months is way too young for it to be possible to warp it using language. The only way you could warp something that young is by ignoring it or physically abusing it. If she wants the poor kid to grow up over sheltered and ignorant she might as well save her energy until it has at least reached parroting age. Of course the kids going to hate her for life based on the name alone, so good luck to her.

[thenire]

Is that from the Musical? That's a great one too. (Never thought Nire dabbling in Broadway?)

[fingersmith]

Nire knows Broadway. One more thing to add to my Nire List