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it has been approximately 13 years since i last posted here, but i am two glasses deep into a bottle of wine and i hit an orange cone trying to drive through the los angeles port tonight and after that almost hit a cyclist who yelled profanities at me even though he was wearing ALL BLACK with NO HEADLIGHTS, who you CALLIN' BITCH, BITCH?
i sympathize with the plight of the car-less but holy hell. it ain't my fault if one dresses like a shadow and then gets mad when he doesn't light up the evening sky like a used car dealership.
in other news, my long ago ex-boyfriend wanted this VHS tape he and his friend had made many years back, and i FINALLY found it, and you know who i can't find? that's YOU christopher michael. it will probably reside in the trunk of my car until you contact me. try not to die in a fiery car crash before then.
it is pretty funny if you look up youtube videos of dogs wearing boots. they really don't like it.
i sympathize with the plight of the car-less but holy hell. it ain't my fault if one dresses like a shadow and then gets mad when he doesn't light up the evening sky like a used car dealership.
in other news, my long ago ex-boyfriend wanted this VHS tape he and his friend had made many years back, and i FINALLY found it, and you know who i can't find? that's YOU christopher michael. it will probably reside in the trunk of my car until you contact me. try not to die in a fiery car crash before then.
it is pretty funny if you look up youtube videos of dogs wearing boots. they really don't like it.