Tales from the Open Road (Part 1)

[finger_walking]

What the hell guys. Why do you always decide to get interesting when I’m away? I’m hurt. Or at least I would be if I hadn’t you know, been on the road with my favourite people and not missing any of you at all

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[enjoyth3silence]

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None of you are actually adults.

Though I suppose no one got arrested, so it's all right.

[finger_walking]

Fuck being adults. That's so fucking boring, and I've got the rest of my life to contend with that. There's really no rush.

Thanks for worrying ♥

[enjoyth3silence]

Maybe one adult should have gone with you just in case. But no one is incarcerated or dead, so I guess it doesn't matter. I think most rock musicians don't give a fuck about being an adult anyway.

.....

Not a problem.

Do you know anything about this... twenty minute drunken message Naruto left on my answering machine? Or was he passed out in a ditch somewhere when he did that, and you had no idea he was... completely using up the entire tape in the machine...

[orange_epiphone]

....HAHAHAHA OH MAN I TOTALY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!

[enjoyth3silence]

[several cuss words crossed out violently]

I take it back, you should have been arrested.

[orange_epiphone]

Whats up YOUR ass today?!

[enjoyth3silence]

.......

Three fucking guesses.

[orange_epiphone]

What the shit?!?!

[enjoyth3silence]

In the future, do not call me sounding half-dead from alcohol poisoning. And while you're at it, don't sound as if you've passed out in the middle of nowhere. And for extra points, do not act baffled when I'm worried and fucking annoyed with you as a result. I do not enjoy worrying and I do not need this right now.

*hmph*

[orange_epiphone]

Pfff i never been half dead from alcohol poising in my life!! And ive been drunk a lot. And as if id pass out in the middle of nowere! Or at least id have done it with frends. Group exersise type of thing.

...sorry for makin you worry i didnt mean to...

[enjoyth3silence]

*hmph* Fine. It's normal for you all to behave this way and that's fine. I just don't understand why you're all so reckless with your lives. It's as if none of you have any sense of how dangerous all this can be.

What about those missing days you had in Mexico? What about those tattoos you have where you don't even know where they came from?

....

I wish you'd think for a change before you do things like this. I know it's hard to be my friend, but it's not fucking easy to be yours either. Use your goddamn head next time.

[orange_epiphone]

Live fast before its gone.

oh for- i was 15, i made the mistake of asking for WATER in a bar in TJ and sombody sliped somthing in my drink! I lerned my lesson from that, ok?!

....fine. Ill try.

[enjoyth3silence]

And die a meaningless death at an early age like many others before you.

*hmph* I'd hope so. At least Temari and the others were around to watch over you.

... fine. Then it's not really a problem. But you shouldn't have done it. Don't do it again.

[orange_epiphone]

Maybe. Maybe not. No point hangin around waiting for death, itll come when it feels like it.

Hey i can look after myself you know!!

Yeah yeah yeah.

[enjoyth3silence]

No point getting yourself killed for nothing, either.

*hmph* So I'm told.

...

......

It's all right. Everyone's back safely. I guess.

[orange_epiphone]

I would never. ♥