halloween
well its not really halloween, but there was a ton of munchkins walking through the dorms in disguise. we gave out some candy. no. they stole MY candy. but anyway there was a shit ton left. we just watched the halloween episode of the office, the ending is sweet, get it? i've been sick for this whole week. today, walking out of botany, i blew the biggest snot rocket in the world, i found snot in places i didnt know i had. jk lolz, but seriously, it was a big snot rocket. i stayed in bed sick for three days being pitiful, and i loved it, well i didnt love it because i felt miserable, but who doesnt love laying in bed for three days and not going to college?????????? me. but for my valor and bravery i was rewarded with no english class wednesday/friday, a movie in religion friday/monday, and no botany on monday.
i just noticed the creepy owl on the branch on the tree on the grass in front of the full moon on the top of LIVEJOURNAL(trademark). and the pencil with the swirly gig around it fades in and out creepily as well.
so im still kind of sick, and i have 3 botany labs to do, and a big project for global transformations. stupido maximo.
i was a golfer last night for the halloween dance, it was lame, bad music, half-naked drunk girls, not my thing. BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
the office makes me gigggllglglgleeeeee.
a lot.
i would probably watch it all day and night. no. i would.
so meredith was sleeping earlier and i had a small box of nerds so i threw it at her.
and I HIT HER IN THE FACE!
10 MOTHERFUCKIN POINTS
HOW DID MERRY DIE?
A NERD BOX.
I can't even say that with a straight face.
HIT HER IN THE FACE!
Dane Cook makes me lawl.
Jim LOVES Pam. It's kind of sad. It makes me sad. I'll probably go cry all night because thats what I do. At least twice a day...night?dslkfjd. But dont tell anyone, it will ruin my street cred.
i just got back from the bathroom, there was a lot of soap on the floor.
i just saw a really studly picture of myself from last night, keep your pants on girls.
OHMIGOSH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY WEEKEND AT ORONO THE WEEKEND OF THE 13TH.
funny stories.
friday night, drew king and myself go out to his friends and take some shots of vodka, my next memory is leaving the dorm and right outside the door, like 2 feet out, there is a bush, so we feel that the best idea is to go to the bathroom. on it. next memory(2 secs later) a cop comes out. "I know you arent pissing on that bush"..."no sir no sir" hasdlkjfhskdjahajha and we walk quickly away to the next bush after hes gone. oh my god so funny. next memory, leaving kim a message and ben telling me to stop because im saying things i dont mean about people. totally untrue. next memory. waking up the next day and putting my hands in my pockets and feeling a surprise in my right one. 3 BRAS. HAHAHAHAAH NO IDEA WHERE THEY CAME FROM! sdjfsssdf anyone missing some bras please call my phone at 740-4081. and if anyones looking for a good time they can call that number too. im lonely. :)
then nothing exciting happened the rest of the weekend.
that was when i last saw kota. it was sad becuase i really wanted to stay and spend as much time as i could with him. but alas, i had made a prior comittment. im sorry dakoter, i still love you. meanwhile he didnt die. skdjf.
laugh out loud at it only being 10:30 and it feeling like 2:00 am.
FINAL FANTASY XII COMES OUT ON THE 30TH AND IM WICKED EXCITED.
I caught a girl staring at me in english the other day, it was cute, she wasnt.
i miss melissa.
i miss quite a few people.
i really want to go to las vegas on the 18-19th of Nov. so if anyone wants to donate money the CRWTGTLV Fund then please mail it to Colby Giroux 179 Scott South Farmington, ME (whatever the zip code is. google it. i cant. the internet isnt working) or anything else, like a postcard, or a letter written in cursive.
i shaved today.
my hair needs to grow out.
now.
just check out my icon. thats why.
okay so when i was a child, i was babysitted by this lady named barbara. so it was winnah time and a bunch of us young whipper snappers were diggin a trench cause we just got a butt load of snow. so i fit in the trench purrrfectly, |V|, <<< thats a diagram, my feet are one side of the top of the Vee and my head is the other, but just imagine it more rounded. you know, trenchy. so this one kid had a shovel at the top of the trench and was done with it, so the best idea would be to throw it down into the trench.
ONTO MY FACEEEE!
so i bled and cried(the pattern continues! even from when i was a small child i cried) anyway i just noticed today my scar that i never really noticed is pretty prominent, not as cool as scar from the lion king, but then again who wants to be unky scar?
speaking of old movies, i wouldnt be upset if i could watch Milo & Otis right now. probably #1 on my all time favorite movies. if you havent seen it. we cant be friends anymore, or we cant become friends until you watch it. with me would be prefered. theres a scary part. so be prepared.
oh my god i fucking LOVE that movie! and i just realized it!
i was going to work at scumday rivah, but its too fah away. not worth it.
money would be nice, but if i dont need things then i dont need to spend money on them, and if i had money, id probably just spend it on food. or nerdy things, like online video games.
the other day i imagine what it would be like to be famous and then like, be on the red carpet it and award shows and have old friends be like OMIGOSH! i know that kid! kim was like, "id be like ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT KID!" ajksahahahakjlhssa
KIM AND MY PHONE JUST RANG AT THE EXACT SAME TIME! HOW FUCKING WEIRD!
The internet works now. The zip code is 04839.
3 minutes later. The internet doesnt work.
back on track!
i just saw an ad on myspace that says, Live.Love.Learn. good advice. thanks Tom.
i could go for a deeper'n'ever'turnip'n'tater pie right now. moles love them. meanwhile, when was the last time i read a book by Brian Jacques. TOO LONG AGO. I BET THERE ARE NEW ONES! WHAT THE FACK AM I THINKING!!!!!!!!!! I MISS REDWALL. i miss reading in general, took my mind of things.
kim on the phone(abridged version):
kim:"meanwhile colbys been updating for like two hours"
dakota:"is he writing about that little girl?"
dakota:"she looks about seven dude"
sdlk;fjsdl;fsdl;hglsdhgsdlkjgdkljglisdghklgjsdkljfsldkhgsjdklghkjfhgklsdjfslad;kfasgh
melissa's mom and i have a deep connection through tim mcgraw.
BARB JUST GOT BACK FROM THE SNACK BAH WITH MY ODWALLA(flavor: blackberry fruit shake) AND LAYS KETTLE COOKED CHIPS. IM SO EXCITED.
KIM: "IM UNWRAPPIN A SANGWICH" sdjkfsjadklfhjdkslfhjskdlfsa
these chips are cutting the roof of my mouth. sucks.
i didnt make a wish at 11:11 tonight. i guess i just didnt have anything to wish for. :(
i guess that could be good.
Kim: "HOOOOT RIIICEE. I was just drooling a little" nkjsfhksjdfhksladhfjksdh
Kim: "You need to end it."
Colby: "What?"
Kim: "The journal entry"
The end.
NOT THE END. EDIT:
I love kim.
And now I'm going to go eat a shit ton of strawberry twizzlahs. left over from the munchkins. Yum!
i just noticed the creepy owl on the branch on the tree on the grass in front of the full moon on the top of LIVEJOURNAL(trademark). and the pencil with the swirly gig around it fades in and out creepily as well.
so im still kind of sick, and i have 3 botany labs to do, and a big project for global transformations. stupido maximo.
i was a golfer last night for the halloween dance, it was lame, bad music, half-naked drunk girls, not my thing. BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
the office makes me gigggllglglgleeeeee.
a lot.
i would probably watch it all day and night. no. i would.
so meredith was sleeping earlier and i had a small box of nerds so i threw it at her.
and I HIT HER IN THE FACE!
10 MOTHERFUCKIN POINTS
HOW DID MERRY DIE?
A NERD BOX.
I can't even say that with a straight face.
HIT HER IN THE FACE!
Dane Cook makes me lawl.
Jim LOVES Pam. It's kind of sad. It makes me sad. I'll probably go cry all night because thats what I do. At least twice a day...night?dslkfjd. But dont tell anyone, it will ruin my street cred.
i just got back from the bathroom, there was a lot of soap on the floor.
i just saw a really studly picture of myself from last night, keep your pants on girls.
OHMIGOSH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY WEEKEND AT ORONO THE WEEKEND OF THE 13TH.
funny stories.
friday night, drew king and myself go out to his friends and take some shots of vodka, my next memory is leaving the dorm and right outside the door, like 2 feet out, there is a bush, so we feel that the best idea is to go to the bathroom. on it. next memory(2 secs later) a cop comes out. "I know you arent pissing on that bush"..."no sir no sir" hasdlkjfhskdjahajha and we walk quickly away to the next bush after hes gone. oh my god so funny. next memory, leaving kim a message and ben telling me to stop because im saying things i dont mean about people. totally untrue. next memory. waking up the next day and putting my hands in my pockets and feeling a surprise in my right one. 3 BRAS. HAHAHAHAAH NO IDEA WHERE THEY CAME FROM! sdjfsssdf anyone missing some bras please call my phone at 740-4081. and if anyones looking for a good time they can call that number too. im lonely. :)
then nothing exciting happened the rest of the weekend.
that was when i last saw kota. it was sad becuase i really wanted to stay and spend as much time as i could with him. but alas, i had made a prior comittment. im sorry dakoter, i still love you. meanwhile he didnt die. skdjf.
laugh out loud at it only being 10:30 and it feeling like 2:00 am.
FINAL FANTASY XII COMES OUT ON THE 30TH AND IM WICKED EXCITED.
I caught a girl staring at me in english the other day, it was cute, she wasnt.
i miss melissa.
i miss quite a few people.
i really want to go to las vegas on the 18-19th of Nov. so if anyone wants to donate money the CRWTGTLV Fund then please mail it to Colby Giroux 179 Scott South Farmington, ME (whatever the zip code is. google it. i cant. the internet isnt working) or anything else, like a postcard, or a letter written in cursive.
i shaved today.
my hair needs to grow out.
now.
just check out my icon. thats why.
okay so when i was a child, i was babysitted by this lady named barbara. so it was winnah time and a bunch of us young whipper snappers were diggin a trench cause we just got a butt load of snow. so i fit in the trench purrrfectly, |V|, <<< thats a diagram, my feet are one side of the top of the Vee and my head is the other, but just imagine it more rounded. you know, trenchy. so this one kid had a shovel at the top of the trench and was done with it, so the best idea would be to throw it down into the trench.
ONTO MY FACEEEE!
so i bled and cried(the pattern continues! even from when i was a small child i cried) anyway i just noticed today my scar that i never really noticed is pretty prominent, not as cool as scar from the lion king, but then again who wants to be unky scar?
speaking of old movies, i wouldnt be upset if i could watch Milo & Otis right now. probably #1 on my all time favorite movies. if you havent seen it. we cant be friends anymore, or we cant become friends until you watch it. with me would be prefered. theres a scary part. so be prepared.
oh my god i fucking LOVE that movie! and i just realized it!
i was going to work at scumday rivah, but its too fah away. not worth it.
money would be nice, but if i dont need things then i dont need to spend money on them, and if i had money, id probably just spend it on food. or nerdy things, like online video games.
the other day i imagine what it would be like to be famous and then like, be on the red carpet it and award shows and have old friends be like OMIGOSH! i know that kid! kim was like, "id be like ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THAT KID!" ajksahahahakjlhssa
KIM AND MY PHONE JUST RANG AT THE EXACT SAME TIME! HOW FUCKING WEIRD!
The internet works now. The zip code is 04839.
3 minutes later. The internet doesnt work.
back on track!
i just saw an ad on myspace that says, Live.Love.Learn. good advice. thanks Tom.
i could go for a deeper'n'ever'turnip'n'tater pie right now. moles love them. meanwhile, when was the last time i read a book by Brian Jacques. TOO LONG AGO. I BET THERE ARE NEW ONES! WHAT THE FACK AM I THINKING!!!!!!!!!! I MISS REDWALL. i miss reading in general, took my mind of things.
kim on the phone(abridged version):
kim:"meanwhile colbys been updating for like two hours"
dakota:"is he writing about that little girl?"
dakota:"she looks about seven dude"
sdlk;fjsdl;fsdl;hglsdhgsdlkjgdkljglisdghklgjsdkljfsldkhgsjdklghkjfhgklsdjfslad;kfasgh
melissa's mom and i have a deep connection through tim mcgraw.
BARB JUST GOT BACK FROM THE SNACK BAH WITH MY ODWALLA(flavor: blackberry fruit shake) AND LAYS KETTLE COOKED CHIPS. IM SO EXCITED.
KIM: "IM UNWRAPPIN A SANGWICH" sdjkfsjadklfhjdkslfhjskdlfsa
these chips are cutting the roof of my mouth. sucks.
i didnt make a wish at 11:11 tonight. i guess i just didnt have anything to wish for. :(
i guess that could be good.
Kim: "HOOOOT RIIICEE. I was just drooling a little" nkjsfhksjdfhksladhfjksdh
Kim: "You need to end it."
Colby: "What?"
Kim: "The journal entry"
The end.
NOT THE END. EDIT:
I love kim.
And now I'm going to go eat a shit ton of strawberry twizzlahs. left over from the munchkins. Yum!