[video post]
[Tiny Kururu in a sun dress.
Giant boots.
Big hat bouncing on her head. Dragging a
big gun. Running through a war-torn Misery Square with a camera bouncing around behind her. She trips a bit over an injured anonymous soldier.]
A-ah, excuse me--
[Drags her gun over him. The guy whimpers.]
Sorry, sorry! Oh! Checkpoint reached! What do I do no--
[Something explodes in front of her. She leaps out of the way, but there's an explosion in front of camera. It falls to the ground and on its side, still recording her. She's on the ground; Kururu gets up and only her booted feet are visible.]
NO YOU DON'T, MISTER!!
[Another explosion - this time from her big gun.]
[/video post]
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