[005] The Dating Game
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[White walls, giant bright orange spatter-like flowers adorn the white walls, and there's a dividing wall keeping our lovely Anya separate from the boys. She's seated in a highback chair with the lovely Sam Rockwell (Chuck Barris was played by him in the movie!) as the host of "The Dating Game" live and in studio for this special occasion. The bachelors have been introduced as Dean - he's a ladies man who lies pie and old classic cars, Alec - claims he was here first and dislikes military compounds but is a fan of milk and tryptophan, then there's Jet - feels glad he doesn't look like those other two guys and dislikes the Fire Nation and prefers to be awesome. Sam Rockwell continues allowing Anya to ask questions....]
Bachelor Number 1... if you were a song by the Pointer Sisters what would you be?
'... uh... Baby Come and Get it.' [he winks to the crowd and Anya smiles and nods and asks the same to #2]
'...I'd have to go with Freedom.' [Clearly Anya is impressed and goes onto #3 next]
'I don't know those sisters. Are they Fire Nation?' [Anya laughs, and shakes her head dismissively. Poor Jet. She moves onto the next question which apparently is the last question in this dream]
Bachelor Number 2... if there was a sudden infestation of bunnies in our home what would you do to rid them from the world for me?
'Well I wouldn't ship them off to a military compound to be tested on... but I'd probably go with some sort of quick tactical operation. Go in. Be quick and quiet. You'd never know I was there.' [Anya likes the plan since it will keep her away from the bunnies during said removal... and goes onto ask #3 the same question]
'I'm not sure what bunnies are, but if they are a scourge of the earth... or are with the Fire Nation? Well then I would break the dam and flood the town, of course after assuring you are safe, or I would burn the village to the ground to ensure that none of the bunnies would be able to run to safety or warn others. That's the price of associating with Fire Nation, or putting you in danger.' [mass destruction for Anya to rid the world of Bunnies? That sounds good ~ onto Bachelor #1 same question asked]
'Freakin' bunnies. I don't want their damn feet or ears or whatever near me. Damn witches use them. I'll get the flamethrower from Dad's storage. Torch the sons of bitches. No more of that damn voodoo needing rabbit crap.' [Anya is very impressed, by his distaste for them and witches. Sam Rockwell asks her who she's going to marry, to which Anya is thrilled to answer]
I think I'll marry Bachelor Number 1!!
[Sam Rockwell introduces the two and the set rotates to a wedding chapel, with alter and ta-da Anya is in her wedding dress, and Dean is still in the jeans, t-shirt, flannel and Leather Jacket. Anya? Doesn't seem to mind. Sam starts the wedding off and then suddenly something is wrong and Dean stops the ceremony]
'Look... Anya, you're great and all that, I mean the rack and the ass... it's great, but I have other things to do. More important things to do... so I'm gonna head out and go hunt some more.'
[Dean vanishes. Anya collapses to the ground. The chair pulls up from the ground putting her back in the hotseat of The Dating Game and... Anya wakes up! IN the chair.... and hey... bachelors? Sure!]
Oh... well this'll be more fun. Forget sleeping!
[ooc: okay. The three bachelors I'm pretty sure I told all of them that I was doing this. If you're a bachelor you can either a) be yourself in the dream and let others try and date/marry you or b) watch the 'dream versions' or c) uh... yank Anya from the dream room since she's opting to stay in there. If you want to 'date/marry' one of the bachelors just tag to their tag with questions for them? and start the dream?? If you aren't one of the bachelor's but want to BE one of them? Just comment with like the introduction of a wild card bachelor or something? IDK? Have fun? Date/Marry Anya? Date/Marry Jet-Dean-Alec? Questions just uhhh comment? Heck be Sam Rockwell for all I care?]
[White walls, giant bright orange spatter-like flowers adorn the white walls, and there's a dividing wall keeping our lovely Anya separate from the boys. She's seated in a highback chair with the lovely Sam Rockwell (Chuck Barris was played by him in the movie!) as the host of "The Dating Game" live and in studio for this special occasion. The bachelors have been introduced as Dean - he's a ladies man who lies pie and old classic cars, Alec - claims he was here first and dislikes military compounds but is a fan of milk and tryptophan, then there's Jet - feels glad he doesn't look like those other two guys and dislikes the Fire Nation and prefers to be awesome. Sam Rockwell continues allowing Anya to ask questions....]
Bachelor Number 1... if you were a song by the Pointer Sisters what would you be?
'... uh... Baby Come and Get it.' [he winks to the crowd and Anya smiles and nods and asks the same to #2]
'...I'd have to go with Freedom.' [Clearly Anya is impressed and goes onto #3 next]
'I don't know those sisters. Are they Fire Nation?' [Anya laughs, and shakes her head dismissively. Poor Jet. She moves onto the next question which apparently is the last question in this dream]
Bachelor Number 2... if there was a sudden infestation of bunnies in our home what would you do to rid them from the world for me?
'Well I wouldn't ship them off to a military compound to be tested on... but I'd probably go with some sort of quick tactical operation. Go in. Be quick and quiet. You'd never know I was there.' [Anya likes the plan since it will keep her away from the bunnies during said removal... and goes onto ask #3 the same question]
'I'm not sure what bunnies are, but if they are a scourge of the earth... or are with the Fire Nation? Well then I would break the dam and flood the town, of course after assuring you are safe, or I would burn the village to the ground to ensure that none of the bunnies would be able to run to safety or warn others. That's the price of associating with Fire Nation, or putting you in danger.' [mass destruction for Anya to rid the world of Bunnies? That sounds good ~ onto Bachelor #1 same question asked]
'Freakin' bunnies. I don't want their damn feet or ears or whatever near me. Damn witches use them. I'll get the flamethrower from Dad's storage. Torch the sons of bitches. No more of that damn voodoo needing rabbit crap.' [Anya is very impressed, by his distaste for them and witches. Sam Rockwell asks her who she's going to marry, to which Anya is thrilled to answer]
I think I'll marry Bachelor Number 1!!
[Sam Rockwell introduces the two and the set rotates to a wedding chapel, with alter and ta-da Anya is in her wedding dress, and Dean is still in the jeans, t-shirt, flannel and Leather Jacket. Anya? Doesn't seem to mind. Sam starts the wedding off and then suddenly something is wrong and Dean stops the ceremony]
'Look... Anya, you're great and all that, I mean the rack and the ass... it's great, but I have other things to do. More important things to do... so I'm gonna head out and go hunt some more.'
[Dean vanishes. Anya collapses to the ground. The chair pulls up from the ground putting her back in the hotseat of The Dating Game and... Anya wakes up! IN the chair.... and hey... bachelors? Sure!]
Oh... well this'll be more fun. Forget sleeping!
[ooc: okay. The three bachelors I'm pretty sure I told all of them that I was doing this. If you're a bachelor you can either a) be yourself in the dream and let others try and date/marry you or b) watch the 'dream versions' or c) uh... yank Anya from the dream room since she's opting to stay in there. If you want to 'date/marry' one of the bachelors just tag to their tag with questions for them? and start the dream?? If you aren't one of the bachelor's but want to BE one of them? Just comment with like the introduction of a wild card bachelor or something? IDK? Have fun? Date/Marry Anya? Date/Marry Jet-Dean-Alec? Questions just uhhh comment? Heck be Sam Rockwell for all I care?]