Haru's CFUD app
Character: Miura Haru
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Character Age: 15
Canon: Once upon a time there was a boy named Tsuna who sucked at absolutely everything, until the day a tiny baby appeared on his doorstep. Unlike most babies in stories starting this way, this baby was an expert mafia hitman who claimed Tsuna was the tenth boss of the Vongola family. His job was to train Tsuna for this role: a task that included mooching from him, shooting him in the face a lot, and recruiting some seriously weird people into his Famiglia.
One such person is Miura Haru. When it comes to being weird, this feisty young girl easily takes the cake. Far from shy, Haru walks to the beat of her own drum no matter who's watching. Her special brand of logic is so bizarre that she may as well have no common sense despite her intelligence. Instead of stopping to think anything through, Haru often jumps to the first wacky conclusion to pop into her head. This leads to some odd antics like breaking into someone's house to save a baby from terrible mafia game abuse, popping up unannounced in various homemade costumes, or striving to become the best mafia wife the world has ever seen. With Tsuna as her husband, naturally, because she's obsessed in love with him. Among her other strange habits are the tendency to talk in third person, use of the word "Hahi" to convey a broad range of emotions, and setting aside one day a month called "Haru Appreciation Day" which involves eating ridiculous amounts of cake.
Sample Post:
H-Hahi?! What's going on? Haru traveled all this way for the big cake sale, but it was all a lie! A set-up! A complete sham! How am I supposed to celebrate Haru Appreciation Day like this? You should know that I won't just let this go, Director-san. Where there's a will, there's a way, and you better believe that Haru knows how to use a cake pan. Hahi? You think Haru is intimidated by that ridiculous sugar ban? Well the joke's on you, because I have connections. That's right, Haru is going to be a mafia wife, and my future husband is training to be the best boss there is! Sure, he may not be doing so well right now, but I have complete faith in him. He'll be completely amazing, and he'll kick your butt! I bet you're thinking all the Splenda in the world couldn't make that pill easier to swallow. So you just better watch it.
And speaking of drugs, what kind of place do you think you're running here?! When Haru heard about Camp Find Unique Desserts, she thought she had finally found the path to the ultimate delicious cake. Spending every day learning about foreign confections and brushing up on our baking skills, then gossiping about love at night... Kyaaaa, it was like Haru's greatest dream come true. Expressing love through delicious sweets, iyaaan~ I could never have guessed it was really some creepy horror experiment with drugged treats that turn people into zombies! You've torn apart this girl's dream and crushed her heart! How can you be okay with such a thing... If the disappointment doesn't kill a girl, Director-san's strange drugs will instead. Maybe that was your aim all along; to trap unsuspecting girls here and turn them into heartless, mindless weapons of mass destruction. Who would have thought anyone would try to take over the world using evil methods like that! And shamelessly luring those poor apes into your trap so you could test your radioactive cake stealth weapons on animals first? It's worse than cosmetics companies. Since when did baking become so cruel and unusual...
But it will take more than that to defeat Haru, I promise you. Brutish apes? Icky bugs? Undead perverts trying to show Haru their tentacle monster? It's all a piece of cake in the face of Haru's love! And not Director-san's disgusting impostor sugar-free cake either. That stuff is for the cows.
...Hahi? The cows are mechanical, you say? What's next, robot chickens?
She got in with 90% of 55 votes; 50 ins and 5 outs. You can find the round her app was in here.