Say cheese...
This is my future photo album. These are the key stages in life that I have mapped out for the rest of my relative young adulthood. They are wonderful in every way, and will be especially wonderful if they actually happen.
This is me being a spirited, successful U of A Wildcat. Bear down, and let them know who's who, and such. I will do this another two and a half years, and then I'll leave with two degrees, honors status, and absolutely no debt.
This is the Dream Center in inner-city LA. I love this place. I wouldn't mind spending a year or two working here after college. It's really scary and full of heroin-addicts and runaway kids living on the beach. I can't WAIT...
This is me when I become a flight attendant. I want to do this for maybe a year. I will get to fly all over the place, glean endless amounts of writing material, and get paid for it. And hey, I'm really flaky, so it's not like the rootlessness would bother me too much.
This is me after I've saved enough money being a flight attendant to go to Oxford and get a Master's in a year. Wow, that will be fun and not intimidating at all.
This is me in Cappadocia, Turkey, the coolest historical site in maybe the entire world. Yeah, Turkey someday. I don't really know when or why I'll go there, but it will happen. Because Turkey is awesome. Guzel!
O yeah, and this is me with my perfect nuclear family that I'll somehow find time for. Aren't Jack and Margot just adorable in this picture? My husband looks like kind of a chump. But I'll be much smarter than him, and all of our friends will like me better, so that's ok.
Well, I'm excited for all of these concrete certainties. Let me know if I forgot any.