Se7en is scary... or funny?
Se7en is on TNT... that movie scared the crap out of me the first time I saw it, but now all I can think of is the MTV movie awards parody featuring William Shatner.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, read this HILARIOUS piece of Se7en spoofage:
From Paul Scheer's Blog, which I read all the time:
In Hollywood the name of the game is money. When a movie is a hit, studio executives are immediately thinking sequel. This past summer, I had a chance to sit to down with a very well known “Hollywood Insider” who only agreed to my interview under the guise of strict anonymity (Here’s a hint his name rhymes with Steven Spielberg.) Throughout our discussion he let me in on the plots of some of Hollywood’s biggest sequels…that were never made.
So now for the first time you too can find out what happened to your favorite characters after the credits have rolled.
Se7en
Picking up seven years after the original film. We rejoin Detective David Mills (Brad Pitt) on the day he is to be released from prison. As he is collecting his belongings he is surprised to find that along with his leather jacket he’s also handed his wife’s head (still inside the box in which he last saw it). But that’s not all. She’s come back from the dead. She’s psychic and she can talk, but only David can hear her. Is he crazy or is this his best partner ever.
Ostracised by his friends and family for carrying around a box with his dead wife’s head in it and eager to begin working as a detective again David bypasses the police department and opens up his own detective agency in the freezer section of an abandoned 7-11. But alas there is danger at every turn as the famed Zodiac Killer starts killing again and only they can stop him. Hopefully David won’t lose his head again, because on this case two heads aren’t better than one.
Poster Idea*: Brad Pitt with a Flashlight in one hand and Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in the other as they are investigating a particularly grisly murder, reminiscent of the scene in the first movie with the sin of Gluttony. (*Sadly My PhotoShop Skill Prevent Me From Making These Posters)
XD! I still think the end of Se7en is SUCH a freaking horrible ending. And too predictable. I can't watch this movie past when they catch John Doe... the rest of the movie is just totally gross and manipulative. And it gives me nightmares.
Oh, and THE GOLDEN AGE OMGZ!!11!!!!! Cate Blanchett practically SAID she wasn't doing this, but now it seems to be FILMING. And with CLIVE OWEN still attached! YES!!!!
And as if that wasn't bad enough, read this HILARIOUS piece of Se7en spoofage:
From Paul Scheer's Blog, which I read all the time:
In Hollywood the name of the game is money. When a movie is a hit, studio executives are immediately thinking sequel. This past summer, I had a chance to sit to down with a very well known “Hollywood Insider” who only agreed to my interview under the guise of strict anonymity (Here’s a hint his name rhymes with Steven Spielberg.) Throughout our discussion he let me in on the plots of some of Hollywood’s biggest sequels…that were never made.
So now for the first time you too can find out what happened to your favorite characters after the credits have rolled.
Se7en
Picking up seven years after the original film. We rejoin Detective David Mills (Brad Pitt) on the day he is to be released from prison. As he is collecting his belongings he is surprised to find that along with his leather jacket he’s also handed his wife’s head (still inside the box in which he last saw it). But that’s not all. She’s come back from the dead. She’s psychic and she can talk, but only David can hear her. Is he crazy or is this his best partner ever.
Ostracised by his friends and family for carrying around a box with his dead wife’s head in it and eager to begin working as a detective again David bypasses the police department and opens up his own detective agency in the freezer section of an abandoned 7-11. But alas there is danger at every turn as the famed Zodiac Killer starts killing again and only they can stop him. Hopefully David won’t lose his head again, because on this case two heads aren’t better than one.
Poster Idea*: Brad Pitt with a Flashlight in one hand and Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in the other as they are investigating a particularly grisly murder, reminiscent of the scene in the first movie with the sin of Gluttony. (*Sadly My PhotoShop Skill Prevent Me From Making These Posters)
XD! I still think the end of Se7en is SUCH a freaking horrible ending. And too predictable. I can't watch this movie past when they catch John Doe... the rest of the movie is just totally gross and manipulative. And it gives me nightmares.
Oh, and THE GOLDEN AGE OMGZ!!11!!!!! Cate Blanchett practically SAID she wasn't doing this, but now it seems to be FILMING. And with CLIVE OWEN still attached! YES!!!!