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[findingponies]

Ugh, so I have like a supppper bad headache. I know what you're thinking, right? You're like, "Ohmygod, Poland, girlfriend, how much wódka did you, like, have last night?" Uh, not like that at all

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[oh_deer_me]

Oh, my... Hitting people on the head isn't a very fun game.

[findingponies]

Yeah, totally, not at all!

[oh_deer_me]

Are you all right now? How's your head?

Oh, oh, are there little birds flying around your head? That means it's not good!

[findingponies]

No birds. But, uh, I guess I'll be okay.

[oh_deer_me]

I'm so sorry that you had to go through that! Do you know who played such a mean game with you?

I'll be sure to give a very thorough talking-to.

[findingponies]

Ugh, like, lots of people. Like Russia, or Belarus. She, like, totally killed me one time.

Jerk.

[oh_deer_me]

Killed? Oh, no, that's just horrible!

But I'm... I'm glad that you seem so... resilient to being killed...!

[findingponies]

Oh, yeah, totally. I, like, got partitioned and stuff at home or whatever. It's no big.

[oh_deer_me]

Partitioned? What is being partitioned?

Is it like parting your hair?

[findingponies]

Uh, it's like when they're like hi Poland you totally don't need your country any more so we're going to give it to Prussia and Russia and like don't even worry about it okay?

[oh_deer_me]

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm afraid I don't understand at all.

[findingponies]

Okay!

[oh_deer_me]

But it sounds like you suffered a lot... I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you only needed to... die... once...

[findingponies]

It's, like, totally okay.

[oh_deer_me]

I do hope it is... Oh! But I haven't introduced myself at all! My name is Giselle, and it is so very nice to meet you, Poland.

[findingponies]

It's nice to meet you, too, Giselle!