jeden

[findingponies]

Ugh, so I have like a supppper bad headache. I know what you're thinking, right? You're like, "Ohmygod, Poland, girlfriend, how much wódka did you, like, have last night?" Uh, not like that at all

Comments

[kol_shevik]

That is sounding like a fun game.

[findingponies]

[I know about your hobby.

Partitioning me.

Not cool, bro.]

GET OUT.

[kol_shevik]

Ah-ha-ha! Has been so long since Russia has heard voice of little Poland! Is still as grating at before! Russia is very much needing to practice this game now.

[findingponies]

Uh, like, no one invited you to my house, okay?

[Looks out window. Something seems....different.]

Like, hold on a second.

[Strangely he...doesn't hang up. Sound of door opening and then closing.

Far off sound, "OH MY GOD, WHAT?!"]

[kol_shevik]

[koling forever]

[findingponies]

[Comes back in house. Picks up phone.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE. THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE.

RUSSIA DID YOU PARTITION MY HOUSE?!

[kol_shevik]

Did Russia partition your house again? Ah-- is so much fun, that Russia is always forgetting when last did it.

[findingponies]

THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE.

[kol_shevik]

Да.

Is not Russia's house either.

[findingponies]

WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?!

[kol_shevik]

Though perhaps is as good as Russia's house? Have been here long enough to annex...

[findingponies]

YOU'RE, LIKE, NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME! WHY AM I AT THIS, LIKE, TOTALLY LAME AND NOT PINK HOUSE?!

[kol_shevik]

. . . Comrade?

You are still there? Is sounding as if your phone is having difficulties.

[findingponies]

...ugh.

[kol_shevik]

Is Mayfield house.

[findingponies]

Uh, yeah, I totally got that.

But, like, the old one on Beluahwhatever Street with like not daughter miku drone and like that weird kid I had to sign papers for and not-wife and like everyone that I pained pink and your creeper sister killed me at and left knife marks by the door, uh, ringing any bells yet?