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[this post was supposed to be filtered from Lithuania, but that was a failure.]
Ugh, so, like, the other day Liet calls me and he's like how are you doing or whatever and I'm like I'm doing fine do you like want to go like ride Bonaparte and like Liet was like no like I'm too busy. So like a few days later or whatever he calls me and he's all like hey poland don't leave your house and I'm like why would I like want to stay in my house like a loser and like Liet is like because just like stay and I am like are you coming over and he is like no I am not coming over like stay there and so I was like why are you like not coming over and he is like it's totally better if you like don't know so like stay there and he's--
[Whoa, breathing. He's totally capable of breathing. Poland takes a deep breath.]
I think he hates me. He, like, doesn't want to, like, be around me anymore and he's always got other plans and like I totally don't know what I've done wrong. I just, ugh, I've, like, always done the right things haven't I? I'm like his best friend forever and like we get along super well and like I don't even know why - why he can't just - why he has to - what's wrong with me?
Ugh, so, like, the other day Liet calls me and he's like how are you doing or whatever and I'm like I'm doing fine do you like want to go like ride Bonaparte and like Liet was like no like I'm too busy. So like a few days later or whatever he calls me and he's all like hey poland don't leave your house and I'm like why would I like want to stay in my house like a loser and like Liet is like because just like stay and I am like are you coming over and he is like no I am not coming over like stay there and so I was like why are you like not coming over and he is like it's totally better if you like don't know so like stay there and he's--
[Whoa, breathing. He's totally capable of breathing. Poland takes a deep breath.]
I think he hates me. He, like, doesn't want to, like, be around me anymore and he's always got other plans and like I totally don't know what I've done wrong. I just, ugh, I've, like, always done the right things haven't I? I'm like his best friend forever and like we get along super well and like I don't even know why - why he can't just - why he has to - what's wrong with me?