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Hey, so, like, I figured if America can run for, like, whatever he's running for, I totally can too! Like, oh my god I've totally done more than America. Totally.
Plus I'm super older.
I mean, I was the head of the most awesome commonwealth ever and Liet and I basically went around being totally cool. And, like, I have the best fashion sense.
Okay, and, like, the whole Nazi thing? Well, like, America was totally there but, um, America didn't get invaded, okay? I was totally invaded. And like we had an uprising and then Russia showed up.
I totally survived Nazis and Communism.
Polish people are totally hip. I mean Solidarity made sure they, like, you know, got their say in the whole trade union thing. I'm totally as good a candidate for whatever this is as America is.
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Plus I'm super older.
I mean, I was the head of the most awesome commonwealth ever and Liet and I basically went around being totally cool. And, like, I have the best fashion sense.
Okay, and, like, the whole Nazi thing? Well, like, America was totally there but, um, America didn't get invaded, okay? I was totally invaded. And like we had an uprising and then Russia showed up.
I totally survived Nazis and Communism.
Polish people are totally hip. I mean Solidarity made sure they, like, you know, got their say in the whole trade union thing. I'm totally as good a candidate for whatever this is as America is.
Totes.