Relationships at Mayfield!
❥ It's love
❥ Idk my bff?
❥ Totes Friends.
❥ Acquaintances (If I work hard enough, we can be friends!)
❥ Acquaintances (who are you again?)
❥ Scary People
❥ Haet, Haet, Haet.
♡♡ denotes status as Polish Citizen
○ denotes family member
❥ Lithuania. Seriously, Liet is Poland's BFF. They've been through so much together, with the whole Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Sure, Poland mostly just bossed Liet around but he really does care for Liet. In fact, it might just be love. Stay tuned to see if Poland ever figures that one out. For the moment, Liet is just his lightbulb changing, chess playing buddy who he hates to hear talk about Belarus
❥ Mia Fey. Mia is totally nice! He came over to her house in drag and she didn't even question it or anything so A+ to her. She offered him some really nice lemonade and they sat on her porch for awhile. Yeah, it was fun. He kind of views Mia like someone he can go talk to if he wants to, like a mentor? Or a mom? Yeah. But she's so nice to him.
❥ Miku. Miku is Poland's daughter here at Mayfield. That scares him to no end but he's going to be a good father, he's totes determined. He offered to let her become a Polish citizen and she was so cute about it so they're friends too now. ♡♡ ○
❥ Trucy Wright. Trucy is really sweet and totes easy to get along with, so she's one of Poland's first friends.
❥ Grell. Grell and Poland met in drag. Poland was kind of shy about this, but Grell seems nice so far. So friend status coming soon, y/y?
❥ Porom. Porom was pretty nice to Poland, if a little confusing when he got here. At least she tried to explain what was going on!
❥ Rue. Poland has this weird idea that he's going to try to befriend Rue. But she's kind of scary. He keeps trying to talk to her, though, for whatever reason. I'm afraid he's determined on this one.
❥ Ty Lee. Apart from disabling his arms Ty Lee seems kind of nice. She doesn't want to accept he's a nation though. Totally lame.
❥ Austria. It's hard to say how Poland feels about Austria. It's pretty much a neutral relationship (that was a pun, ha ha ha.) Austria has had a lot of time with Germany and Germany is pretty scary but it's nothing ponies can't take care of obviously. Really, Austria is kind of boring and really proper. On the other hand he can play Chopin well. And Chopin is totally Polish
❥ Canada. Poland doesn't have much to say about Canada. (Who are you again?) Except that Mia is apparently married to him and he likes making pancakes so maybe he can come and eat pancakes some day with some real maple syrup. Yeah.
❥ Edward Elric. Poland tried to make Edward a citizen. It didn't work.
❥ Medic. Medic is German, and, uh, he's kind of doesn't believe in the whole countries thing. But Poland is a little annoyed by the way he talks.
❥ Meriken. The other America. As if that makes any sense.
❥ Scout. Scout was recruiting people to play baseball, not a game Poland is big on. Poland would've wanted to play football (soccer) but that didn't work out. Scout seems to be 100% American, but he's afraid to take on Russia because of the brainwashing. Poland wouldn't mind killing Russia (only not really. )
❥ Squall. They talked once. He seems kind of quiet.
❥ Denmark. Denmark was talking about really sketchy things. Poland isn't sure what to make of him, but he's glad he doesn't share a border with him.
❥ Germany. The Ponies totally would have worked, okay? And the fact they didn't isn't an indication of anything. They'll work next time. Germany isn't so bad as a person, Poland supposes, but their history puts him on this list. He was totally invaded which sucked because he had just finally gotten to be a country again and then after he got invaded by Germany he got sucked into the Soviet Union it was totes lame, okay? While at Mayfield, Germany gave Poland a box of porn which he took and then had to suffer the consequences. Damnit.
❥ Patchouli. Okay Patchouli is totally rude. And she told Poland his existence was rude. And she's just not fun to be around because she's mean but she keeps coming back. What is going on.
❥ Sealand. Omg, Sealand, why are you so rude to Poland? Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.
❥ Minatsuki. He met Minatsuki and she totally made fun of him. She's really scary. And apparently she picked Poland to be mean to. fml. Meanwhile during the language event, Minatsuki made fun of him and then said all manner of rude things he didn't understand in Japanese but then asked to be friends. And he. accepted.
.
❥ Belarus. There is no love here. Poland wouldn't care at all if Belarus just went and married Russia or whatever creepy thing she wanted to do it she would just stay the hell away from his bff Liet. She keeps hurting him and Liet doesn't care because he's "in love." Ugh. Belarus thinks that Liet is looking for Russia and tells Poland that he and Liet need to stay away but it's totes Russia's fault, okay?! This has nothing to do with us. Go away.
❥ Russia. How can we count the ways? First: Stop calling Poland comrade. He's not your comrade anymore. HE'S AN INDEPENDENT STATE. Anyway Russia totally partitioned him back in the day (we don't talk about those.) He's totes a creeper and super sketch and just don't even. Stay away from my house.
❥ Idk my bff?
❥ Totes Friends.
❥ Acquaintances (If I work hard enough, we can be friends!)
❥ Acquaintances (who are you again?)
❥ Scary People
❥ Haet, Haet, Haet.
♡♡ denotes status as Polish Citizen
○ denotes family member
❥ Lithuania. Seriously, Liet is Poland's BFF. They've been through so much together, with the whole Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Sure, Poland mostly just bossed Liet around but he really does care for Liet. In fact, it might just be love. Stay tuned to see if Poland ever figures that one out. For the moment, Liet is just his lightbulb changing, chess playing buddy who he hates to hear talk about Belarus
❥ Mia Fey. Mia is totally nice! He came over to her house in drag and she didn't even question it or anything so A+ to her. She offered him some really nice lemonade and they sat on her porch for awhile. Yeah, it was fun. He kind of views Mia like someone he can go talk to if he wants to, like a mentor? Or a mom? Yeah. But she's so nice to him.
❥ Miku. Miku is Poland's daughter here at Mayfield. That scares him to no end but he's going to be a good father, he's totes determined. He offered to let her become a Polish citizen and she was so cute about it so they're friends too now. ♡♡ ○
❥ Trucy Wright. Trucy is really sweet and totes easy to get along with, so she's one of Poland's first friends.
❥ Grell. Grell and Poland met in drag. Poland was kind of shy about this, but Grell seems nice so far. So friend status coming soon, y/y?
❥ Porom. Porom was pretty nice to Poland, if a little confusing when he got here. At least she tried to explain what was going on!
❥ Rue. Poland has this weird idea that he's going to try to befriend Rue. But she's kind of scary. He keeps trying to talk to her, though, for whatever reason. I'm afraid he's determined on this one.
❥ Ty Lee. Apart from disabling his arms Ty Lee seems kind of nice. She doesn't want to accept he's a nation though. Totally lame.
❥ Austria. It's hard to say how Poland feels about Austria. It's pretty much a neutral relationship (that was a pun, ha ha ha.) Austria has had a lot of time with Germany and Germany is pretty scary but it's nothing ponies can't take care of obviously. Really, Austria is kind of boring and really proper. On the other hand he can play Chopin well. And Chopin is totally Polish
❥ Canada. Poland doesn't have much to say about Canada. (Who are you again?) Except that Mia is apparently married to him and he likes making pancakes so maybe he can come and eat pancakes some day with some real maple syrup. Yeah.
❥ Edward Elric. Poland tried to make Edward a citizen. It didn't work.
❥ Medic. Medic is German, and, uh, he's kind of doesn't believe in the whole countries thing. But Poland is a little annoyed by the way he talks.
❥ Meriken. The other America. As if that makes any sense.
❥ Scout. Scout was recruiting people to play baseball, not a game Poland is big on. Poland would've wanted to play football (soccer) but that didn't work out. Scout seems to be 100% American, but he's afraid to take on Russia because of the brainwashing. Poland wouldn't mind killing Russia (only not really. )
❥ Squall. They talked once. He seems kind of quiet.
❥ Denmark. Denmark was talking about really sketchy things. Poland isn't sure what to make of him, but he's glad he doesn't share a border with him.
❥ Germany. The Ponies totally would have worked, okay? And the fact they didn't isn't an indication of anything. They'll work next time. Germany isn't so bad as a person, Poland supposes, but their history puts him on this list. He was totally invaded which sucked because he had just finally gotten to be a country again and then after he got invaded by Germany he got sucked into the Soviet Union it was totes lame, okay? While at Mayfield, Germany gave Poland a box of porn which he took and then had to suffer the consequences. Damnit.
❥ Patchouli. Okay Patchouli is totally rude. And she told Poland his existence was rude. And she's just not fun to be around because she's mean but she keeps coming back. What is going on.
❥ Sealand. Omg, Sealand, why are you so rude to Poland? Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.
❥ Minatsuki. He met Minatsuki and she totally made fun of him. She's really scary. And apparently she picked Poland to be mean to. fml. Meanwhile during the language event, Minatsuki made fun of him and then said all manner of rude things he didn't understand in Japanese but then asked to be friends. And he. accepted.
.
❥ Belarus. There is no love here. Poland wouldn't care at all if Belarus just went and married Russia or whatever creepy thing she wanted to do it she would just stay the hell away from his bff Liet. She keeps hurting him and Liet doesn't care because he's "in love." Ugh. Belarus thinks that Liet is looking for Russia and tells Poland that he and Liet need to stay away but it's totes Russia's fault, okay?! This has nothing to do with us. Go away.
❥ Russia. How can we count the ways? First: Stop calling Poland comrade. He's not your comrade anymore. HE'S AN INDEPENDENT STATE. Anyway Russia totally partitioned him back in the day (we don't talk about those.) He's totes a creeper and super sketch and just don't even. Stay away from my house.